I charge interest, so you'll owe me two and there's a 100% APR, daily. So you'd better pay quickly or you'l never be able to suck down the interest rate and I'll have BJ's from you for the rest of my life.
Well, I'm from Missouri, the "Show me state". You don't really expect me to just take your word for it, do you?
I probably know a shorter route. I've been going to that destination so many times that I know ALL of the shorcuts.
Sorry, but I don't drink much beer. I'm a WHINE man, as in "Why don't you ever take me anywhere? or Why don't you ever call me? Why didn't you remember my birthday? etc. You get the picture, don't you?
Let me suck you off instead!!!
