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My friend in China ordered a cake for his son. He texted the bakery the message to appear on the cake "Happy 9th birthday."
 

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Friend's mom told the bakery, "It's for a girl, and she likes football." This is what they came up with.
 

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Mom made me a birthday cake last year. Didn't leave enough room to dot the exclamation point.
 

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Grate, errr great, job on getting your yard in order, Erica! That calls for a cake!
 

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I'm 6'5", but I'm pretty sure that didn't happen at the gym.
 

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No Cause For Alarm, But I Thought You Should Know...

 
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Not sure what a groj is, but it sounds like I might want one.
 
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