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Just over a week ago the Satanic Temple, unwavering disciples of the Prince of Darkness, performed a Pink Mass over the grave of Catherine Idalette Johnston, the mother of Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps Jr.
The ceremony consisted of having two gay couples kiss over her grave as Lucien, a Satanic priest pronounced her eternal soul lesbian...
As an added bonus, Lucien tea-bagged the tombstone...
Lucien has been charged with desecration of a grave.
On the off chance New York extradites Lucien to Mississippi, I asked him if there were any spells he could cast on the officers to turn them gay like the spirit of Fred Phelp’s mom. “I predict that if I were to be arrested and extradited to Mississippi,” he wrote, “my very presence would raise unholy psychological Hell among the sheriff and his colleagues. Just as medieval demon panics gave rise to episodes in which repressed people took the opportunity to act out in mindless abandon—exonerated from their own deeds by the idea of 'possession'—I believe it quite possible that I could find myself in a holding cell witnessing the Meridian Police devolve into a sweaty, grunting, savage orgy of uncaged homosexuality... all influenced by the idea that they were utterly powerless against my sexual conversion magic. Perhaps they are merely looking for such a scapegoat.”
full story here...
http://anon.projectarchive.net/?htt...ceased-westboro-baptists-gay-forever-in-pink-
http://anon.projectarchive.net/?htt...2013/07/18/pink-mass-westboro-baptist-church-
http://anon.projectarchive.net/?htt...arrest-the-satanists-who-turn-dead-people-gay
And the Satanic Temple has even made a website devoted to this act...
http://anon.projectarchive.net/?http://www.westboro-baptist.com/
The ceremony consisted of having two gay couples kiss over her grave as Lucien, a Satanic priest pronounced her eternal soul lesbian...
As an added bonus, Lucien tea-bagged the tombstone...
Lucien has been charged with desecration of a grave.
On the off chance New York extradites Lucien to Mississippi, I asked him if there were any spells he could cast on the officers to turn them gay like the spirit of Fred Phelp’s mom. “I predict that if I were to be arrested and extradited to Mississippi,” he wrote, “my very presence would raise unholy psychological Hell among the sheriff and his colleagues. Just as medieval demon panics gave rise to episodes in which repressed people took the opportunity to act out in mindless abandon—exonerated from their own deeds by the idea of 'possession'—I believe it quite possible that I could find myself in a holding cell witnessing the Meridian Police devolve into a sweaty, grunting, savage orgy of uncaged homosexuality... all influenced by the idea that they were utterly powerless against my sexual conversion magic. Perhaps they are merely looking for such a scapegoat.”
full story here...
http://anon.projectarchive.net/?htt...ceased-westboro-baptists-gay-forever-in-pink-
http://anon.projectarchive.net/?htt...2013/07/18/pink-mass-westboro-baptist-church-
http://anon.projectarchive.net/?htt...arrest-the-satanists-who-turn-dead-people-gay
And the Satanic Temple has even made a website devoted to this act...
http://anon.projectarchive.net/?http://www.westboro-baptist.com/
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