Sex, date and/or marry?

[JonnyFantastico]

Here's a cute little game I used to play in high school with friends of mine... when we weren't paying attention in class; that is (which was hardly ever... LOL).

I want you to go through your brains of every single male celebrity and/or porn star that you've ever seen. Yep, lots of them there, huh? Now, it's simple. Pick three of those guys and choose with ones you would just maintain to sex, which one you would actually date and which one you would choose to be your "betrothed".

Trust me; it brings on the LOLs and definitely is a conversation starter. I'll provide my list of men after I'm done watching the sexiness known as "One Tree Hill". Damn my friend for getting me into this show... but it's so addictive! LOL

 

[stanyy]

well, i for one will not answer till you post yours jonny hahahaha)

 

[brmstn69]

For sex, the AD twins Bryan & Ryan (can I count them as one?), to date Brent Everett, marriage, Zack Randall

*My facination with the AD twins more than any other twins is that they seem to really have that "twin bond" where they seem to know what the other is thinking and if you watch them in action its like they act as one.

 

[iFairylicious]

what are you thinking of specifically? Pornstars or celebs?

 

[.Lord-Vader.]

Sex - - - Boba Fett

Date - - - Governor Tarkin

Marry - - - My Lord And Master The Emperor

.Lord-Vader.

 

[JonnyFantastico]

well, i for one will not answer till you post yours jonny hahahaha)

LOL Well, that's going to come after this, so get ready to answer!

what are you thinking of specifically? Pornstars or celebs?

Both are fine, actually.

Sex - - - Boba Fett

Date - - - Governor Tarkin

Marry - - - My Lord And Master The Emperor

.Lord-Vader.

Will, all I'm going to say is that I laughed myself silly after reading that. You are a trip!


OK... so, my answers... hmm...

Sex: Brody Jenner. He's gorgeous as hell, but too much of a douche for me to have anything other than a few romps in the sack with.

Date: Brent Corrigan. I know; shocked that this isn't the "married" answer, right? I adore Brent. I think he's super sexy and I love his mind, but in the end, I would always wonder if he was getting more satisfaction from his "day job" and probably wouldn't handle it well.

I would also consider dating Will (Lord Vader), but how could I ever compare to Boba Fett... there's just no trying there. J/K

Marry: Ed Westwick from "Gossip Girl". The man is sexy, articulate, a self-admitted "romantic" and he has his own rock group. Plus, he's British and that's a MASSIVE plus! I could stay with him for years and never be dissatisfied!

 

[.Lord-Vader.]

Well i am agog

But the problem with poor old Boba Fett is that he is very possesive plus when you bring the whole clone thing into the mix you would have thousands & thousands & thousands of Stormtroopers to contend with...

But hey

If Ya think you are that good in the sack then i'm game if you are

"Shhh" nobody tell Boba

.Lord-Vader.

 

[JonnyFantastico]

LOL It will be our little secret... besides, those burns from light sabers are hard to get out in the wash, so I'm avoiding being attacked.

And yes, I am that good.

 

[TexasGuy]

Oh Will...I hope you know that I recently spotted Boba at a singles mixer...he's really let himself go...he even sang karaoke...I was shocked...shocked I say...

 

[JonnyFantastico]

ROFLMAO Damn... I missed this on the Forum.

Sorry, Will... are you sure you still want that around?

 

[.Lord-Vader.]

Thats not Boba...

Thats Bob

Boba's idiot clone brother

As you can see we had a few accidents in the early cloning process

.Lord-Vader.

 

[JonnyFantastico]

LOL My honest mistake. I knew you had better taste than that!

 

[TexasGuy]

Dammit, I knew it! I should have known it wasn't Boba by the way he was so relaxed and mellow. Sonofabitch! I want my records back! I want my KTel Remembers the 70's records back! The entire collection! Even the one with the Pina Colada song you sang with karaoke!

 

[.Lord-Vader.]

That is the last time you have seen those lp's the chances are he has allready melted them down and turned them into ashtrays or retro coasters

And as for the karaoke your only pissed because i can hold a tune, you haven't lived untill you have heard my Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra...

.Lord-Vader.

 

[TexasGuy]

Well if your karaoke singing is anything like your fiddle playing...

BTW: The fiddle version of "YMCA" was truly inspirational...Bravo! Bravo!

 

[brmstn69]

Sorry Big V but I've heard you sing and quite frankly, The Emperor and Yoda can both carry a tune better than you.



Edited by me This is fucking superb

.Lord-Vader.

 

[JonnyFantastico]

Wow... this topic totally turned around into something else completely... and I fucking love it. LOL

 

[.Lord-Vader.]

Well i decided to out myself and show you my other party trick



Thought it best to share before some enterprising Stormtrooper gives it away...

.Lord-Vader.

 

[JonnyFantastico]

LMAO That's it... I'm taking my ass to sleep... this is just too much. *remembers to RSVP Will for my next party*

I hope others actually remember what this topic is about now considering we've just been totally goofing on it. LOL I will say I haven't laughed this hard in a long time...

OK, people... it's safe to come back now. It's still a.... damn, I think I forgot what this topic is on... too much laughter!

Oh yeah. Forum game: Sex, date or marry...

(I'm still laughing...)

 

[stanyy]

wow..this thread went south in a hurry, and i had to be asleep and miss all the fun lol

well, let me start it back up from the first Q

sex: if he were still alive: River Phoenix, he would qualify for all 3 actually, but his drug prob would make any serious relationship impossible.

date: Leonardo DiCaprio, for no other reason to get his sloppy seconds, i can imagine the guys he would have around him MMMMMMMM YUMMMY

marry: Johnny Depp, I think he would keep me interested in him for a long time i like the way he thinks...lol

and NO porn stars on this list, I'm way to jealous for that....lol

and yes, i know that there all straight (supposedly) but i can always dream:dreaming: LOL