true love
When I finally accepted that my reaction to females was about as limp noodlish as it gets, I had my very first sex with a dude and was convinced I had found my soulmate, love for all eternity, yadda yadda yadda. But then a couple weeks later, I discovered that, for my “partner,” it was just another dalliance. As the searching continued, and as other trysts came and went, I began learning coping techniques for how to get over the loss of a “true love.” The best technique I found was to lie down and not get up until you're over it. Takes about a half hour.