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Top scientists from the DDT, the Disaster Detection Team of the United Nations, are afraid of possible catastrophes in major big cities, positioned above the “tropics”. The global warming could have disastrous consequences for big cities with high buildings. The heat capacity of the buildings could course such a temperature rise that the “Prwlitsky effect” can occur.

Victor Prwlitsky was a Russian scientist who developed a theory about an oxygen shield due to a sudden temperature jump in a layer of oxygen. The shield is impenetrable, so that in one layer two zones of different-density can exist side by side. This is the “Prwlitsky effect”.

In big cities, like New York, the temperature in the city is nowadays four degrees higher than in the area around the city. The result is a shield around the city. In the city oxygen is widely used. Cars use oxygen, but also the people. An adult uses every minute 300 ml pure oxygen. The amount of oxygen in the city decreases, while due to the shield, it is not completed from the environment, which creates a pressure on the shield. Practice has shown that until now it did not lead to severe problems. On some days the quantity of oxygen may be so low that vulnerable people get problems (during the smog warning days), but no more than that.

However there is a new danger. Michael R. Bloomberg, the mayor of New York, started an intensive campaign against smoking. Now he even wants to forbid smoking in outdoor public places. This is dangerous! New York has about one million smokers. When they all stop smoking during several hours per day, their lungs recover, so they are able to consume more oxygen (about 10%). This means a reduction of oxygen for New York of 72x10.000 liters oxygen per day, the equivalent of one indoor swimming pool completely filled with pure oxygen per day! So 365 swimming pools with pure oxygen per year! The pressure on the Prwlitsky shield could become so high that it will collapse. This will happen on a high altitude (about four kilometers), because the heavy oxygen of the environment leans against the light nitrogen layer above the city. The result will be that the oxygen of the environment will flow into the city. The effect will be an inverted tornado. In a tornado the air rises, in this case the oxygen flows down, circling clockwise (most tornados circle counter clockwise). The consequences can be devastating, because of the weight of the oxygen and the speed of the circling.

It is a closely guarded secret that on several places in New York they are building high pressure installations to refine liquid oxygen, to fight this phenomenon. But will it be enough?

Maybe it would be wise not to forbid smoking in public places!

Source: United Nonsense Publications.
 
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ROFL - I see the Onion has some strong competition :)

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Wonderful sense of wry sarcasm, love it!!:cheers:
 

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Well I think it's worthy of a (victor) Pulitzer Prize for fiction :rofl::rofl:
 
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I agree it's fiction. Smokers use as much or more oxygen than non smokers. The burning cigarettes are also using oxygen.
I think the larger problem would be if they all quit smoking, all that tax would be lost. The state and federal could not take that large of a loss.
The cigarette tax is used for far more than helping smokers quit, and health issues caused by smoke. Minnesota increased the cigarette tax by over a dollar several years ago, because they were so in debt.

I think another problem caused by 1 million New Yorkers quitting would be that all the increase in food consumption, the weight gain by all those people, estimated at 40lbs per person who quits smoking. Might just cause the city to collapse on itself.:rofl:
 
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