This is a little silly, but it gave me a chuckle.
I went to my gym right outside of Boston after work today. There was a new guy on the machine across from me. He looked like Dirk Caber, daddy porn star. But I dismissed the notion. I don't cross paths with porn stars. We nodded pleasantly as we switched machines.
There was another new guy on a leg machine. Big, hairy, fit, middle aged. Jesse Jackman! Pornstar boyfriend of Dirk!
That's the whole story. No orgy, no threesome. But I do workout with pornstars!