When Should One Bury A Politician ... ?

[.Lord-Vader.]

When should one bury a politician ?

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a
sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old
farmer's field.

The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate.

He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury all of the politicians.

A few days later the local police officer came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer said he had buried them.

The police officer then asked the old farmer, 'Were they all dead ?

The old farmer replied, 'Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how those son bitches like to lie

.Lord-Vader.

 

[XMan101]

Love it I can think of quite a few I'd like to introduce to that farmer LOL

 

[intensepump]

hmmmm....i'm not sure what to make of this.....:?:?

Is Lord Vader...beginning to turn from the influence of the Emperor and his politics of Darkness?


Freedom...Vader...
strip off your helmet,
expose your massive head,
unburden your pain of darkness wirh humor and of course.....
with a good blues tune...

 

[stanyy]

HAHAHAHAHA, thats a great joke) but if we buried them all, what vermin would take there place

 

[XMan101]

Government is just like George Orwell's "Animal Farm". Every general election where we shove out the old lot, the new party soon takes on the same faces!!

 

[.Lord-Vader.]

hmmmm....i'm not sure what to make of this.....:?:?

Is Lord Vader...beginning to turn from the influence of the Emperor and his politics of Darkness?

((( intensepump ))) You know that will never happen ...

Council complaints from the UK - These are genuine clips and comments from council complaint letters.

1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

2 He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.

3. It's the dog mess that I find hard to swallow.

4. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

5. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it had backfired and burnt my knob off.

6. And their 16 yr old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.

8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

9. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job to satisfy my wife.

10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

12. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have 2 children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.

13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

15. Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

16. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6 a.m. His cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.

18. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly, then he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

19. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.

20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

21. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor 6 times but I still have no satisfaction.

23. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2

Hope you enjoyed those my favorite ones are ... 1 ... 5 & 6

.Lord-Vader.

 

[XMan101]

As for 23 - maybe they should attach it to the chimney for better reception

 

[Tom]

Hilarious!!

Xman, on the chimney.
We have a commercial airing on the radio for over a year about a company the sweeps chimneys. And the man says " they will come out to your house to sweep your chimney".
Yea, like most companies expect you to bring it in to be cleaned???

 

[XMan101]

Hilarious!!

Xman, on the chimney.
We have a commercial airing on the radio for over a year about a company the sweeps chimneys. And the man says " they will come out to your house to sweep your chimney".
Yea, like most companies expect you to bring it in to be cleaned???

)

There are lots of stupid things like that. People write this stuff without thinking .

One thing that always gets me, we have pictures of food on the side of packets, for example crumpets. On the side is a picture of a plate of crumpets with butter on. Underneath it says "serving suggestion" ! How else are you supposed to eat them ?? )