Where do I jack off? In front of the TV. Except for viewing the FLV files I have saved, which require the computer. Blue Ray players play MP4 videos, so that liberated me from the computer. Which, go figure, has a TV for a monitor. -!
The most common place I've never jacked off? In Bed. -There's been no television there, until now. And I can count on one hand how often I've jacked off just to jack off. It's always watching porn.
Where do I want to jack off?
The gym: in the weight room, shower or sauna. But I would want a willing sex bud doing it with me. Alone, it would beyond creepy. The perv old guy hanging out at the gym perv'n on the young bucks. No thanks.
Any place strange I've jacked off?
Only the Library.
I was a freshman in college. Just discovering my sexuality. Found a gay novel in the stacks but too afraid to check out the book so I took it up into the bowels of the stacks and read it there. One chapter got hot and steamy and I got so horny I had to get off.
Long boring story.... but I was raised a good Catholic boy. I'm a good kid at heart.