Worst place you've fallen asleep?

[XMan101]

Here's a question I don't think has been asked yet!

I have a terrible habit of just falling asleep mid-evening listening to the radio or watching TV and waking up at a ridiculous hour, making a cup of tea and then not feeling tired enough to go to bed, which of course I regret by the following afternoon if I'm working!

The worst thing is waking up with a crick in your neck from lying on the settee! I only mention this subject because even with all good intents I woke up this morning on my bathroom floor Why? I don't even remember lying down in my bathroom LOL

I wasn't drunk, I'd been out, had a good evening with an old friend, had a good meal, some good Czech beer (not enough to make me drunk, that takes more money than sense LOL ), got home and felt sleepy obviously after a short while.
The next thing I woke up on the carpet in the bathroom this morning!

Glad I'm single sometimes

I'm sure I've fallen asleep in worse places over the years if I give it some thought. What's the worst or silliest place you've woken up in?

 

[hammervice]

I know people like this , but im not one of them , I have a hard time at falling sleep , but when i do its in my bed (if im not drunk ) srry but not me ,im sure others here have done some thing like this.

I do feel 4 ya

in better news the pens won the cup !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[XMan101]

What happened to the pencils ???

I assume you're talking baseball or football, both are lost on me

 

[hammervice]

pens is hockey

 

[sweetuttsada]

Ive fallen asleep on a date with my ex girl.....its the worse place I ever wake up to

 

[brmstn69]

In my drinking days, I woke up in many strange places and even stranger situations...

I once woke up in the parking lot of a bar, in the rain, laying NEXT to my car, not in it...

A popular gay hangout in my town is the parking lot of the adult bookstore on Main st., not the bookstore itself, but the lot. Until the police started cracking down on us, it was like a street party with 15 to 40 people there on almost any given night during the summer. There is a vacant building next door with a porch. I once woke up on that porch to find some guy sucking my cock...

It wasn't quite as creepy as it sounds, I knew the guy and it wasn't the first time he'd blown me, just the first time on Main st...

 

[Bo.]

Worst place or better said the worst situation I've fallen asleep was in my bed talking to my friend via phone :blushing: But I was so tired and it was only few seconds nap

 

[Thor]

The next thing I woke up on the carpet in the bathroom this morning!

carpet in the bathroom? sheesh i need to go to UK and sell some vacuums!!! hahaha

anyway...worst place for me was Ft. Benning GA. on a bunk, or as it turned out off the bunk on the floor with a nasty Sargent standing over me and screaming for me to move my assssssssssssss

 

[XMan101]

LOL Not all bathrooms have carpet, mine just happens to . If it didn't the floor would have been hard & I might not have fallen asleep on it

 

[Thor]

LOL Not all bathrooms have carpet, mine just happens to . If it didn't the floor would have been hard & I might not have fallen asleep on it

hahaha, were you curled up in a ball too lol

 

[intensepump]

well...last night was such a case.....I was drinking in a bar in cincy...and after a massive consumption of beer....I woke up this morning around 10:00 in a hotel room with some chick (oh, why could it not been a cute boi instead...arg) whose name I didn't know and without my vehicle.....but not in Cincinnati....instead in Indianapolis:worried::?...and sometime last night I got a radical haircut.

Another bad one, sleeping while driving 80mph (cruse control) on the interstate and waking up in a different state than where I suppose to be.

The worst one, was passing out from GHB one night in the bathroom and hitting my nose on the toilet ...breaking it for the 3rd time...my nose is more plastic than cartilage

 

[XMan101]

Wow, Intense you're my kinda man LOL

 

[Thor]

well...last night was such a case.....I was drinking in a bar in cincy...and after a massive consumption of beer....I woke up this morning around 10:00 in a hotel room with some chick (oh, why could it not been a cute boi instead...arg) whose name I didn't know and without my vehicle.....but not in Cincinnati....instead in Indianapolis:worried::?...and sometime last night I got a radical haircut.

Another bad one, sleeping while driving 80mph (cruse control) on the interstate and waking up in a different state than where I suppose to be.

The worst one, was passing out from GHB one night in the bathroom and hitting my nose on the toilet ...breaking it for the 3rd time...my nose is more plastic than cartilage

hey pump, i think your the posterboy for AA hahahahahaha

just teasing babe

 

[Vanguard]

in chairs or on my couch.i usually wake up in a bad mood and even more tired than before.lol

 

[XMan101]

in chairs or on my couch.i usually wake up in a bad mood and even more tired than before.lol

So true! Strange that, I get the same, no matter how long I've been asleep.

 

[AlSun]

In a muddy & rain-soaked tent but I had no other choice. For one night it was okay.

I normally don't drink that much and I don't sleepwalk so I usually know where I lay down at night or in the early morning hours and wake up at the same place.
Just once I went to my tent at night, lay down there and in the next morning I woke up near the camp fire about 150 feet away. Luckily there was no fire burning anymore because I lay pretty close to it when I woke up.

 

[exim]

Mainly on the bus

 

[prinz4ming]

on the street very nearly in a pool of my vomit... And yes, I was pissed to high heaven..lol

 

[dinaraukar]

OK... You are gonna think that I'm pretty fucked up, but this is true...

While I was an intern in a hospital (I'm about to become a medic), once, we had a patient that arrived 3AM because of appendicitis... So, here we go, the surgeon and I to the O.R. and it had been such a long and hard day that I fell asleep, standing up, with both of my hands handling surgical instruments so that the surgeon could see what he was doing.
I woke up ten minutes later, and I panicked because I thought doc had realized that I dozed off... Nobody gave a damn. Thirty minutes later I kinda fell in a coma in a chair in the recovery room

Beat that... Hahaha

 

[duckmysick]

2 places come to mind for me...Once, I feel asleep in a bath tub at a party. Totally sucked. Second time I woke up inches away from a little duck pond at a local park. Imagine if i would of rolled over...DAMN!. Both times did involve serious alcohol the night before.