Would You Fuck E.T.?

[W!nston]

Would you willingly have sex with a Male Extra-Terrestrial? Assuming they have male and female sexes of course. If you answer 'Yes' please specify if you would want to Top, Bottom or Flip.

If you have already been probed by E.T. please post a rating between 1 to 10.

1 = "Alien" and 10 = "Starman"

The results of this poll MAY be shared with the SETI program if they ever open a ManHunt hook-up service for Earthlings and ETs.​

 

[tonka]

I would have to be really drunk.
He would have to have mad skills.

But never say never!

 

[dargelos]

I don't think such sophisticated life forms would bother with anything as old fashioned as fucking. They would use brain to brain intercourse, like Spock can do, where you can have virtual sex with someone even if they are on another planet. Imagine the sorts of porn you could have then.
The question would still be valid though, do you want to be a virtual reality top or a virtual reality bottom or possibly both at the same time.

 

[explrrrs]

I don't think it would be ok to do ET. He looks a bit too much like a cross between a sharpei dog and a monkey. Since I wouldn't do either of those creatures, I'll pass on ET.

 

[surra101]

Nope. That long neck is kinda creepy

 

[brmstn69]

E.T. no, but there are other aliens I'd fuck or let fuck me...

Thor and Superman are both aliens.

Max from "Rosewell"

There a many sexy Vulcans, and I bet that would be mind blowing experience...

 

[Cummings83]

Guy could deepthroat like a champ with that long neck, that's for sure.

 

[Colin1973]

Guy could deepthroat like a champ with that long neck, that's for sure.

:rofl:

 

[fkboy1]

I sure would if that ET was a sexy Orion Slave Boy.....or those hunky dudes from the planet Risa!!

 

[RufusMc]

Give most things a go, so why not ET

Would have to flip flop though so i get the best of everything.

 

[iotbg]

I would have to be really drunk.
He would have to have mad skills.

But never say never!

me too


nothing personal,E.T.,but i cant be that stoned to fuck you :rofl:

 

[voccu]

That depends. Is it a:

Klingon-like warrior who likes it a bit roughly,
Vulcan who does it every seven or so years,
A bubble-like alien who has no penis or anus
or Justin Bieber kind of alien?

ET's always have some kind of mind-controlling-resistance-is-futile abilities!

 

[Tjerk12]

If you meant Edward Twilight?
Yes, I would!

 

[Blacky94]

I never understood what's supposed to be so Awesome about that Edward guy.
From what little what I have seen of the movies, pretty much every Guy there is hotter than him

 

[garth33]

I sure would if that ET was a sexy Orion Slave Boy.....or those hunky dudes from the planet Risa!!

Hell YEAH dude - tasty choice and nice reference with Risa tng'er!:thumbs up: I'd travel there in a heartbeat!

I have a more interesting question though...suppose an alien race that looked like the sexiest males EVER landed on Earth but had no concept of human sexuality - gay OR straight - how would you convince them to do....anything? And why? (obviously gay sex would have no purpose other than pleasure)

Give me you best alien "I want to F*CK you" line...

g

 

[noiraud]

Nope, not again...X(

 

[tonka]

I was looking at a Robbie Mendez vid the other day, and realized...that's a human version of ET!
So, Mr E...if you can humanize yourself enough to be more Robbie Mendez, and you can fuck like Robbie Mendez, then it's an intergalactic, interspecies DATE!

 

[brmstn69]

Like ET really needs anybody...

 

[Cutboi2000]

Never ever again!

 

[Otage]

I like the idea of being the first man in somewhere, where no man has been before. But if it would turn out afterwards I weren't the first man... :angry: