"There's a reason you took a Semester of Inter-species Protocol at the Academy. There's also a reason why the handbook on personal relationships is 3 cm. thick."
"All Starfleet personnel must obtain authorization from the C.O., as well as clearance from their Medical Officer before initiating intimate relations with an alien species."
And you know why the handbook is 3 cm. thick?
Captain Kirk.
By the time Star Fleet cleared out all the alien cooties he introduced in the Federation gene pool, they had to rewrite a handbook and retro fit 2.7 million hypo sprays. How the man could get aroused with alien tendrils gripping his ball sack is beyond me. But hey, he's the Captain. See it. Do it. Ask questions later.
....so in a word, no. Best I can offer E.T. is phone sex. Or a few snuggles with one of those personalized Borg shields....
Now Thor, that's a different animal. Thor is a God. But then, so too is Connor McGuire. So Thor will have to take a number.
"All Starfleet personnel must obtain authorization from the C.O., as well as clearance from their Medical Officer before initiating intimate relations with an alien species."
And you know why the handbook is 3 cm. thick?
Captain Kirk.
By the time Star Fleet cleared out all the alien cooties he introduced in the Federation gene pool, they had to rewrite a handbook and retro fit 2.7 million hypo sprays. How the man could get aroused with alien tendrils gripping his ball sack is beyond me. But hey, he's the Captain. See it. Do it. Ask questions later.
....so in a word, no. Best I can offer E.T. is phone sex. Or a few snuggles with one of those personalized Borg shields....
Now Thor, that's a different animal. Thor is a God. But then, so too is Connor McGuire. So Thor will have to take a number.
