Craziest things you've done when drunk!

[Integritas0]

I'm generally very sensible and studious, and mostly just have four or five drink at the most, but there have been a few 'incidents' nonetheless!

So, here we are in a gay forum with 30,000 members. I bet a few of them have come close to starting WWIII or the emotional equivalent! :devil:

 

[garth33]

I've thought (at times) you were an asshole but I CANNOT take you seriously when your avatar IS an assholeX_X c'mon man...work with us:-*

peace!
g33

 

[brmstn69]

I'm sure I've done lots of stupid shit when I was drunk, most of which I can't remember Like planting a big wet kiss on a bi-curious, but deeply closeted friend of mine, right in the middle of the dance floor of a very red neck country-western bar, in front of his mother who was the bartender...:blushing:

But the worst was probably when I inadvertently started a huge brawl outside a gay bar. I was on my way out when I herd an argument across the street . It was between this petite girl, a little dude about 5'6" and a 120 lbs. and a huge guy about 6'5' and 300+ lbs. When all of a sudden the girl slaps the shit out of the big guy, who then grabs her off the ground and throws her down hard on the sidewalk (breaking a few ribs, I later found out) Well, like an idiot I go right after the big guy (I'm only 5'8" and 180 lbs, so he's almost twice my size, but I'm a tough little bastard, lol) just as some of his friends come out the door who had not witnessed his assault of the girl, and come after me. Buy ths time word had spread in the bar that there was a fight outside, and some of my friends (including a former professional wrestler) came out saw me with the big guy and about 4 of his friends and join the melee, followed by more and more people until there were over 50 of us fighting in the parking lot, which BTW, adjoins the parking lot for the court house and police department, but as usual they were no where to be found...

The fight finally broke up when the little guy dragged the girl to a car to get her to the hospital, the big guy's friends dragged him away before the police showed up (and to treat his broken nose), and me and my friends decided it would be best to get while the gettin' was good...

Two weeks later, I found out what the argument was all about. I was flipping through the channels on TV when I came upon "Jerry Springer", and guess who his guest were, the girl, the little guy and the big dude. The little guy was there to confess that he had been cheating on his wife (the girl) with the big dude...X_X

If you ever wondered where Springer finds these people, now you know...

 

[ERICOOL85]

hahaha sounds hillarous brmstn69
i think ive just done the regular stuff, like argue and fight
but ive never got like really really drunk
except this one time
but all i did was puke and then fall asleep XD

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

I have never been drunk enough to do something crazy... in fact, I've never been drunk.

 

[newage]

all very intriguing recollections. I have yet to be really drunk but i have done stupid things ;P

 

[XMan101]

Kevin a great story!!


I've done a few things over time but nothing quite amounts to that! Silly things mostly, was almost beaten up in a gay club because someone overheard one of my sarcastic comments ) The bouncer even asked me how I got in!! Some don't share my sense of humour

 

[Askani]

Lol, I think I just did, I was in a carnaval party with my friends, one guy showed up and threw a party at his apartment for us... he really thought that I was that easy... and when he went to buy us some bottles of vodka I... came home, here I am xD. I dont usually do that but c'mon... the first time and he already took off his pants(he was supposed to be straight according to my friend) 2 choices... I wait a bit longer so he wont be just one ass or I'll do it and whatever... I'm tired of one "ass" stand... btw... later when I wake up "xman" u'll c how I look like.... and yeah he spent quite some money for beer and such and I left him there

 

[Askani]

Lol, I think I just did, I was in a carnaval party with my friends, one guy showed up and threw a party at his apartment for us... he really thought that I was that easy... and when he went to buy us some bottles of vodka I... came home, here I am xD. I dont usually do that but c'mon... the first time and he already took off his pants(he was supposed to be straight according to my friend) 2 choices... I wait a bit longer so he wont be just one ass or I'll do it and whatever... I'm tired of one "ass" stand... btw... later when I wake up "xman" u'll c how I look like.... and yeah he spent quite some money for beer and such and I left him there

weird thing I did when I was drunk... posted the above comment -_-

 

[XMan101]

weird thing I did when I was drunk... posted the above comment -_-

) )

We've all done that

 

[Askani]

) )

We've all done that

Glad to hear/read that, it was really stupid xD

 

[newage]

Lol, I think I just did, I was in a carnaval party with my friends, one guy showed up and threw a party at his apartment for us... he really thought that I was that easy... and when he went to buy us some bottles of vodka I... came home, here I am xD. I dont usually do that but c'mon... the first time and he already took off his pants(he was supposed to be straight according to my friend) 2 choices... I wait a bit longer so he wont be just one ass or I'll do it and whatever... I'm tired of one "ass" stand... btw... later when I wake up "xman" u'll c how I look like.... and yeah he spent quite some money for beer and such and I left him there

lmao dumbass

 

[lershahid]

went home with a daddy i met at a regular video store.....

 

[Askani]

went home with a daddy i met at a regular video store.....

That's ok if you're into daddies... unless u woke up with a desperate need to bite ur arm off(if u were embracing him and wanted to run away xD)

 

[sergie_sun]

Last night i was quite drunk because the guy who i chated online invited me to his place. There were few people over there and when i was about to leave the guy started to ... well... lets say to particapate in touching each other in his bed. I was quite horny but i did not want to do any questionable activity i might regret. So, he drove me home and his arm was not on the gear. He stoped next to my house and started blowing me. My respond during the process was quite strange. I started singing Lady Gaga "Bad Romance"... Imagine that. What a weirdo am i.

 

[XMan101]

) )

Oh hell Sergie I'd have probably been singing Be Bop A Lula or something )

 

[jw4833]

I am not a drinker...but I've had a rare occassion of getting drunk with a few friends at a club..and I'm not sure as how it happened..but the club had male strippers performing in cages..and I kicked one of the guys out of his and I began to dance and strip..and flashing my ass and cock at guys..the next day..I woke up with the worst hangover and a wad of cash in the pockets of my jeans...that the first time and the last...lol

 

[iltman]

ok this happened a few years ago, imagine me quite drunk getting onstage at a frat party and attempting to 'sell' two of my comrades wearing dresses, doc martins and nothing else as sex slaves to two hundred drunk frat boys

 

[blackdicks]

I sucked my best friend