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- Thread starter Whisper
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Cletus & Billy Bob
"Cletus & Billy Bob"
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya doing, Billy Bob?"
"Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.
"But me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom department and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
[Don't make me come splain this to you!)
"Cletus & Billy Bob"
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya doing, Billy Bob?"
"Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.
"But me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom department and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
[Don't make me come splain this to you!)
T
Tom
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A mailman walks up to a beautiful home with mail. The door opens to reveal a beautiful woman in very sexy loungerie. She takes his hand and leads him up to the bedroom for hot and passionate sex. When they finish and get dressed she takes him to the dining room and feeds him a fabulous meal. After the meal she leads him to the door and as he leaves she hands him a dollar. The mailman having no idea why any of this just happened he finally asked why all the years he's been delivering their mail she never showed any interest in him. She replies "I told my husband you were retiring. He said, screw him give him a dollar. The meal was my idea".
