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[golfdelta21]

So it's a Jaguar hearse...then I get why I won't be able to brag about the ride afterwards...

I think you would experience the same situation if the car was a Volvo, Bentley or Rolls Royce.
What I regret the most is that even if I were dead I couldn't get into a Ferrari or a Lamborghini. A coffin wouldn't fit in that type of car. The only chance to travel, at least once in a lifetime, in such expensive cars, would be to be cremated. In that case, the cinerary urn could be placed on the seat next to the driver.

 

[gorgik9]

I think you would experience the same situation if the car was a Volvo, Bentley or Rolls Royce.
What I regret the most is that even if I were dead I couldn't get into a Ferrari or a Lamborghini. A coffin wouldn't fit in that type of car. The only chance to travel, at least once in a lifetime, in such expensive cars, would be to be cremated. In that case, the cinerary urn could be placed on the seat next to the driver.

So you think that if you've been cremated, then you would be able to brag about the Ferrari- or Lamborghini-ride?!?! :rofl::rofl:

I guess I'll beg to differ...

 

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[golfdelta21]

So you think that if you've been cremated, then you would be able to brag about the Ferrari- or Lamborghini-ride?!?! :rofl::rofl:

I guess I'll beg to differ...

I fear that I will be able to boast of my magnificent journey in a Ferrari only with St. Peter when he comes to open the door after I have knocked on the gates of Heaven.
However, I would prefer to spend the rest of my days down in Hell. There I would find many people who know how to enjoy life.
Parties, dances, lavish lunches and dinners and all those pleasant vices that make life enjoyable. In Heaven I think I would be bored to death. Every day only prayers and acts of penance and many fasts.
And then after I have lived most of my earthly life in a nation where the temperature is low for many months of the year, I believe that the infernal heat will be a real pleasure.
I'll be able to be more precise about this, only after arriving with the:devil: Ferrari up there at the top...at the top floor of the world.:devil:

 

[slimjim]

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So...... 1st is Shaun Of The Dead, then Hot Fuzz & last is from The World's End.

 

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Surely this was EXACTLY how they recorded the "berlin trilogy albums" - the wonderful, atmospheric ambient classics Lodger; Heroes & Low :rofl::rofl:

 

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[takeitall456]

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What's better than this kinda english humor ? Nothing IMO...

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