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Meanwhile In Russia

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A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a
Handsaw and spots a laborer on the 1st floor.
He yells down to him, but the noise makes it impossible to
Hear anything, so he tries sign language.

He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning
"need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.

The laborer on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his
Pants and starts masturbating.

The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st
Floor and shouts, "What the hell is wrong with you, idiot? I said I
Needed a handsaw!"

The laborer says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell You I'm coming."
 

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I work at a pet supply store...

...and we just got this new uhhhhh, toy? :eek:

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haiducii

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Dog graduates

now too good for direct sunlight :p

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You never dine alone when you have a dog

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