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Teen who clocked another student after queefing during bus sex cops plea By Howard Portnoy on June 4, 2014 at 2:19 pm
A female teen who earned the unflattering nickname “Teen LaQueefa” after expelling wind from her vulva while having sex on a school bus will not be serving time for assaulting a younger student who laughed at her “vaginal fart.”
The Smoking Gun reports that the unidentified 18-year-old queefer entered a guilty plea in a Magisterial District Court to charges of harassment and physical contact for having “smackeroonyed” a 13-year-old boy (viz., elbowed him in the testicles).
The incident was described in a graphic, yet succinct, Pennsylvania State Police report authored by Trooper Brad Jordan: “Both the victim and the accused were riding school bus. The accused expelled wind from the vulva during coitus while at the back of the bus.”
The victim, Jordan noted, “began to laugh and chuckled at the accused for her actions.” At that point, “the accused approached the victim and elbowed him in the testicles.”
As previously reported, it seems that Jordan relied on the Urban Dictionary for a definition of “queef.” In a January interview, the trooper said that, on second thought, his report was too explicit in terms of “terminology and language.” In fact, State Police brass were so embarrassed by the report’s content, they subsequently issued a sanitized version of the do
ent and asked local media outlets to “please disregard” the original report.
A female teen who earned the unflattering nickname “Teen LaQueefa” after expelling wind from her vulva while having sex on a school bus will not be serving time for assaulting a younger student who laughed at her “vaginal fart.”
The Smoking Gun reports that the unidentified 18-year-old queefer entered a guilty plea in a Magisterial District Court to charges of harassment and physical contact for having “smackeroonyed” a 13-year-old boy (viz., elbowed him in the testicles).
The incident was described in a graphic, yet succinct, Pennsylvania State Police report authored by Trooper Brad Jordan: “Both the victim and the accused were riding school bus. The accused expelled wind from the vulva during coitus while at the back of the bus.”
The victim, Jordan noted, “began to laugh and chuckled at the accused for her actions.” At that point, “the accused approached the victim and elbowed him in the testicles.”
As previously reported, it seems that Jordan relied on the Urban Dictionary for a definition of “queef.” In a January interview, the trooper said that, on second thought, his report was too explicit in terms of “terminology and language.” In fact, State Police brass were so embarrassed by the report’s content, they subsequently issued a sanitized version of the do
ent and asked local media outlets to “please disregard” the original report.
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