Daily Humor

[cammikun]

 

[haiducii]

Seriously, this never gets old

 

[haiducii]

This. Is. True.

 

[haiducii]

Those are some BIG FUCKING peanuts!

 

[haiducii]

Twisted yet funny!

 

[Machor]

 

[cammikun]

Car Thief Throws a Brick, Mercedes Throws it Back

 

[haiducii]

Answer on an English Exam paper

 

[haiducii]

Here’s Why Scottish Police Have The Greatest Sense Of Humor



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[haiducii]

50 Shades of Grey (Parody)

 

[cammikun]

 

[cammikun]

 

[cammikun]

This angle is often used by photographers or film directors to make the subject more imposing. It's the perfect pose for giving your genitals the desired "gravitas"

 

[cammikun]

This angle is all class. You know the intended recipient isn't interested in your face. They want the goods and nothing but. The profile really lets you highlight the meat.

 

[cammikun]

Give the viewer the feeling of what you look down on every morning. Really let them see your magnificence from your own eyes.

 

[cammikun]

Simple, elegant, you're a man of the world, now showcase it.

 

[cammikun]

This lets the ladies know you're in touch with yourself. It really lets them feel how at ease you are with your manhood. One look at this and they'll know you're comfortable in your wrinkly skin.

 

[cammikun]

Throw it down on the counter, and let them see your after shower glory. Remember, for the flop, always be freshly washed and have a clean bathroom. That way your man meat looks its best as it's showcased on the countertop.

 

[cammikun]

 

[c750dt]

I went to a five dollar whore the other day (I had a coupon) and she gave me crabs which got me mad. I went back to her to complain only to hear in response the question "what do you expect for five dollars? Lobsters?"