END of the Mayan Calendar pending - how will GH continue???

[garth33]

Watched a show about how the world is going to end* (AGAIN!) this December...times' a wastin buddies! The nutbags in this show were burying giant steel storage containers creating underground bunkers - figuring out how much food they'd have to store and how many guns they'd need to defend their bunker when the world ends.

I'm going to ask a daring question here....how are WE going to preserve GH when everything goes to hell in a handbasket? I've got a couple suggestions to start...

#1 -We NEED a central location to gather but it has to be strictly BYOP! (Bring your own porn) Since the internet will crash at least we'll have a BUNCH of people show up so we can still share porn - just with the person crammed next to you in our bunker!

PS - Watch out for flying elbows!

#2 - We should forego luxuries in the GH bunker but if we DO decide to have it carpeted...I know a guy who might do the cleaning at a discount!

#3 - Josh, Alsun, and Tjerk will be in charge of decorating...mostly because I'd LOVE to see what they would come up with!??

#4 - SlimJim will be in charge on weekends....because he makes us all feel so good when one rolls around!

...your turn buddies and if you don't take this seriously..THIS IS THE F*CKING END OFTHE WORLD PEOPLE!!!...time to put on your thinking caps:rofl:

g33

 

[garth33]

btw - have any of these end-of-the-worlders considered CLOSET SPACE in their bunkers? I'm guessing not....

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[etilit]

who cares? everything is fucked so no sence in trying anything go die alone

my thinking cap is in the trash.sorry babe im in a bad mood lol

 

[garth33]

who cares? everything is fucked so no sence in trying anything go die alone

my thinking cap is in the trash.sorry babe im in a bad mood lol

(ppssstt....hey buddy...I'm going to PROPOSE we have the GH Bunker CARPETED so that will ENSURE you have a reason to live! (we all know BigSal and Benni are messy eaters anywayC:C)

easy buddy - I'll pm you...

g33

 

[Tjerk12]

I would feel honored to help create a place to survive, Garth. But beside such a defensive action, we could also take action against MAJA-Doomsday.
Let’s gather all possible Gay-porn and make carefully a quality selection. Only the best, the finest of the finest, we put into a rocket and send it into deep space. Together with this treasure there will be a letter - as a message in a bottle – in which we explain that this heritage of beauty and joy is in danger and maybe lost forever!
On de shell of the rocket of course in pink uppercase S-O-G (the universal sign for Save Our Gays).
And let’s not forget the latest version of a proper navigation system, so the aliens can find our planet.
What is the idea behind this plan?
Imagine what happens when aliens find our message. They will get horny and come to earth, to our bunker. We will start to tease them, make them mad of desire, so they are willing to do everything we want. Without any question they are able to travel in time. We will share them. Together we travel to the Mayas and fuck those bastards all around the clock, so they have no time to make their calendar, so the earth will not perish.
This action will have a double effect. Not only that we save our planet, but also will all straight people be so grateful that hatred against gay people will change into respect!
Isn’t it nice that evil can be the start for something unimaginable beautiful?

 

[brmstn69]

Started planning my shelter long ago, it even has plasma screens disguised as windows to prevent claustrophobia. It's designed to house 4 comfortably, so I have room for 3 more. If interested in one of these open spots, please submit your application along with nude pictures and detailed descriptions of all the nasty things you will do to me to earn your keep...

P.S. 10" or more move to the front of the line, lol...

 

[zortek]

...I'm going to PROPOSE we have the GH Bunker CARPETED ...

are you sure about carpeting ???

won't it just get really sticky ???

 

[XMan101]

The BBC will, of course, be covering the event ....

GH has already moved to premises off planet

 

[bigsal]

@ garth33

since you've talked to eat,
I'll take care of the kitchen.

My specialty is pizza and pasta (spaghetti, macaroni, etc..) :rofl:

But I do not wash the dishes.

p.s. - Also bring the excellent Italian wine. :cheers::thumbs up:

 

[lovetosuckcock]

When I saw the title to this thread my initial reaction was a big groan followed by an "oh no, not another one of these crackpot end of the world/Mayan calendar threads.

Then I read the first post and I would like to thank you, garth, for giving me a good laugh. Well done.:thumbs up:

 

[tonka]

Bring a camera, Jake. We'll need to make our own porn...and who better to direct?

 

[garth33]

I would feel honored to help create a place to survive, Garth. But beside such a defensive action, we could also take action against MAJA-Doomsday.
Let’s gather all possible Gay-porn and make carefully a quality selection. Only the best, the finest of the finest, we put into a rocket and send it into deep space. Together with this treasure there will be a letter - as a message in a bottle – in which we explain that this heritage of beauty and joy is in danger and maybe lost forever!
On de shell of the rocket of course in pink uppercase S-O-G (the universal sign for Save Our Gays).
And let’s not forget the latest version of a proper navigation system, so the aliens can find our planet.
What is the idea behind this plan?
Imagine what happens when aliens find our message. They will get horny and come to earth, to our bunker. We will start to tease them, make them mad of desire, so they are willing to do everything we want. Without any question they are able to travel in time. We will share them. Together we travel to the Mayas and fuck those bastards all around the clock, so they have no time to make their calendar, so the earth will not perish.
This action will have a double effect. Not only that we save our planet, but also will all straight people be so grateful that hatred against gay people will change into respect!
Isn’t it nice that evil can be the start for something unimaginable beautiful?

:rofl::rofl::rofl: you RULE T:cheers:

peace buddies
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[garth33]

are you sure about carpeting ???

won't it just get really sticky ???

sure I agree but we need to have something for Etilitatty (sp?:?) to do so he doesn't start spray painting graffitti/threads on the sides on our bunker.

I guess we could issue everyone a box of those disposable ankle-socks you get when some snotty shoe store doesn't want your foot stink in the overpriced shoes you try on in their store...I'll make a note!


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[garth33]

@ garth33

since you've talked to eat,
I'll take care of the kitchen.

My specialty is pizza and pasta (spaghetti, macaroni, etc..) :rofl:

But I do not wash the dishes.

p.s. - Also bring the excellent Italian wine. :cheers::thumbs up:

If you're cooking I WILL DO THE DISHES - no prob! With all the guys from around the world at least we could potentially EAT REALLY well!

g

 

[umhl]

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technol...aya-calendar-found-no-signs-of-2012-doomsday/

No more doomsday... at least not for another 7000 years (though who needs a doomsday for a party?)