You: You know what?
Me: No, what?
You: Well, she says to me that he said to her that you said that she says that I said that she says that you said that we said that she said that what I said to her was what he said to us but when I say that she says that you say that she says that I say that you said was what I said that she says but we said that when she says that I say that you say he never said that but what he said was what she said when she said to me that you say that she says I said he said we said that she said that what we really said was that you said that I said that she says that but she always says that because when I say to you that he said to me that you told me that she said I said...
(half an hour later)
...I said she did say that but she says she said what you said she said to me but she told him that I had said that you said that to him and me then she said that she said that I said that but honestly when she said that I said that you said I always say that but I never do except when she says things about me like she said I never do but when she says that I have to say what she said about you and him and me because something she said was what she said to me you said it when I had said that to you and not to her or him but she wont ever say that to me or you.
Know what I mean?
Me: Sorry, I have to go, Celebrity Paint Drying has started on Channel Five.