Let's Laugh!

[JeroenS]

 

[JeroenS]

 

[JeroenS]

 

[tonib]

This is the joke my boyfriend said upon meeting me. It was St. Patrick's day. I was in a bar with friends and he came in with another group. He happened to know a person in my group of friends so he came over to say hello. I was sitting on a stool, enjoying my drink. He looked over at me and smiled. I smiled back. I thought he'd introduce himself, but instead this is what I got.

Him, (with a fake Irish accent): What do you call nuts on your chest?
Me: I don't know.
Him: Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on the wall?
Me: Walnuts.
Him: You're quick! Now, what do you call nuts on your chin?
Me: Chin nuts?
Him: No, that's my dick in your mouth!

Then he laughed hystrcally. Maybe it was the booze, or the fake accent, or that I just found him really cute, but I stated laughing too and we hit it off from there. That is now my favorite joke.

 

[JeroenS]

 

[JeroenS]

 

[JeroenS]

 

[topdog]

What do you know? I dress like a movie star and never realized it!

 

[topdog]

Except an iBlender would only have one button. And a proprietary cord. :blushing:

 

[W!nston]

They don't even trust their own doors​

 

[W!nston]

Enough said​

 

[slimjim]

Enough said​

I read somewhere that that there are 32 cameras within 200yds of his flat!

 

[W!nston]

SO. MUCH. TRAFFIC.

This might be her boyfriend​

 

[W!nston]

Well they should have seen that coming​

 

[W!nston]

Cool​

 

[W!nston]

This has to be intentional​

 

[W!nston]

This room probably stinks​

 

[haiducii]

OOH! Burn!

 

[haiducii]

I have ALWAYS wondered about this!

 

[haiducii]

It is a lie! NOTHING gets you banned from Wal-Mart!