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Not a real joke, but have you seen our Tommy in such a mood before? 
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Tjerk12
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A journalist is making a story about old people. When he is in the park he sees three old men sitting on a bench. The men agree to do an interview. The journalist asks the first man how he was able to become so old. "Well every morning I drink three glasses of carrot juice. I eat only biological food and don't drink alcohol. I do smoke the pipe, but only one in the morning and one in the evening". "Impressive sir and how old are you?" "I am eighty six years old" the man answered proud. Then he asked the second man the same question. "I don't drink, don"t smoke, don't eat meat and never had sex and I am ninety and six years old". "Amazing what a good attitude can bring" the journalist wrote in his notebook. "And you Sir, how did you manage to get so old?" he asked the third man. "O its very easy. Just a way of living. I never eat a meal. I drink, ha, ha, I drink all day. And when there is the possibility I fuck around the clock. I even fuck my dog and he fucks me, ha, ha. I prefer males. Gorgeous when I slide my dick between their buttocks. And of course they fuck me, oral and anal. I had a life of sperm and alcohol. I regret not a second of it. A really great life. When I get reincarnated I would it do the same. A marvelous life. I can really advise you and your readers to live the same life". "Well Sir, this in news, this is amazing, my readers will love this and how old are you?" "I am thirty three", the man answered.
zahirus123
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OK it must be an old joke for English spoken, but it was such an amusing new discovery to me I laughed for an hour when I heard the name:
Mike Hawk
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slimjim
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Askani
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what cracked me up was the kid saying blood! blood! with the scared eyes over and over xDDDD ... y the hell do I keep clicking THanks instead of quote? >.<
katsuhitopr
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555555 , Sorry I'm very busy this week and don't login or post anythings.
