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man walks into a bar with a steering wheel glued to his crotch, barman says 'do you know you're got a steering wheel in your crotch mate? Man replies I know it's driving me nuts!
 

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Now... Seriously? xD

hxxp://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

Test how gay u are :p
 

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Absolutely Fabulous was just awesome... Too bad I cant find the episodes to download O_O
 

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Suicide Hotline
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
 

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Suicide Hotline
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

:rofl::rofl: took me a second read to get it! darn i feel dull!
 
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Tom

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A Comedian use to use a line, "I called suicide hotline, and the put me on hold!!"

And I always loved the line from Rodney Dangerfield, which I've used a lot. "Last night a hooker approached me, she said she'd do anything I wanted for 20 bucks,
I said Great, paint house!"
 
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