Let's Laugh!

[slimjim]

Come on... don't tell me you weren't expecting me to post this :thumbs up:

 

[slimjim]

 

[mrduke]

My dad use to site this lymric all the time:

"I finally met the woman of my dreams, the one I will adore,
she's deaf and dumb and oversexed,
and owns a liquor store"....

 

[slimjim]

For Teggy and Irishman





:rofl:

 

[Bo.]

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[coolboy19872003]

hahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Drachenauge]

;o))

i am back too

 

[slimjim]

 

[LuiM]

Slow internet connection has many side affects...

 

[slimjim]

With apologies to Teggy and Our Friendly Irishman

 

[Squallmuzza]

Saw these guys recently, SO funny.

 

[Squallmuzza]

Another of my friends that does comedy. Amazing woman and utterly hilarious XD

 

[XMan101]

Here's a classic

 

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[Olorin]

Who ever said that, "laughter is the best medicine", never suffered from erectile dysfunction.

 

[Squallmuzza]

See now I think each and every one of us should apologise to society for being even related by sexuality to these 2 haha

 

[slimjim]

Sam - Maybe this should be in the favourite quotes thread but maybe it's more appropriate here :

"More inhumanity (to man) has been done by man himself than any other of nature's causes."

Samuel Von Pufendorf ( yes.. really!)

 

[Snome]

Sorry if this is a repost - just didn't fancy ploughing thru 75 pages to find out:

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

 

[jaxfltop]

What is the definition of bi-sexual? Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

 

[slimjim]

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