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Here are two things I found funny.
If you OD on Viagra how will they get the coffin closed?
If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
If you OD on Viagra how will they get the coffin closed?
If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
A wife accompanies her husband to the doctors. After his check up, the Dr asks to speak to the wife alone. He says: "Your husband is suffering from a severe disease combined with stress. You must feed him healthy meals, be caring and pleasant, don't burden him with chores, don't discuss your problems, dontt nag, wear sexy underwear, give plenty of massages, give plenty of blow jobs and have sex a few times a week. If you do this for a year, he should regain full health." On the way home the husband asks: "What did the doctor say?" His wife replied: "You're going to die!"
Boy comes home grinning and tells parents he's just had sex for the 1st time. Proud dad says "I'll buy you that bike to celebrate- have to be next pay day tho" boy smiles and says "thats ok dad- my arse is too sore to ride it yet anyway".
Look at your post, now back to mine.
Now back to your post, now back to mine.
Sadly, your post is not mine, but if you stopped trolling and posted legitimately, it could look like mine.
Look down, now look up.
Where are you?
You're looking through this forum, reading the post your post could look like.
Look at your post, now back to mine.
It's a carefully thought out post that invokes deep thought.
Look again, my post is now my signature.
Anything is possible when you think before you post.
Now back to your post, now back to mine.
Sadly, your post is not mine, but if you stopped trolling and posted legitimately, it could look like mine.
Look down, now look up.
Where are you?
You're looking through this forum, reading the post your post could look like.
Look at your post, now back to mine.
It's a carefully thought out post that invokes deep thought.
Look again, my post is now my signature.
Anything is possible when you think before you post.
The Gay Agenda
Step One:
Get the right to marry so we can destroy the institution, and continue the work of conservative Christian Republicans who demand the right to divorce, as well as the individuals such as Britney Spears who mock it.
Step Two:
Gain adoption rights to corrupt the youth and make them all into happier people who understand that hatred is tearing this world apart. (Hopefully, they'll all be bisexual, so we get the best of both worlds.)
Step Three:
TAKE OVER THE WORLD, and paint it in rainbows. ^_^
Step One:
Get the right to marry so we can destroy the institution, and continue the work of conservative Christian Republicans who demand the right to divorce, as well as the individuals such as Britney Spears who mock it.
Step Two:
Gain adoption rights to corrupt the youth and make them all into happier people who understand that hatred is tearing this world apart. (Hopefully, they'll all be bisexual, so we get the best of both worlds.)
Step Three:
TAKE OVER THE WORLD, and paint it in rainbows. ^_^
