Let's Laugh!

[Daedalus]

 

[happgood]

Funny stuff... Keep it coming.

 

[Olorin]

I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid penis.

I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her.

 

[Dreamer25]

Q: What did one condom say to the other, as they walked into the gay bar?

A: 'Let's get shit-faced!' '

 

[Olorin]

Why did the Bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

 

[Dreamer25]

Why is it that when a man sleeps around he's a legend,
but when a woman sleeps around she's a slut?






If a key opens many locks it's a master key,
but if a lock is opened by many keys it's a shitty lock.

 

[slimjim]

The Cure sing "happy songs" on the Mary Whitehouse Experience :rofl::rofl:

 

[playfulxx]

Did you hear about the queer Magician? He disappeared with a Puff.

Then there was a queer horse who tried to toss off his jockey.

How about the queer cowboy who rode into town and shot up the sheriff.

 

[playfulxx]

Once upon a time there was a North American Indian chief who had three wives. One wife slept on a blanket of Rabbit skin, the second wife slept on a blanket of Buffalo skin while the third wife slept on a blanket of Hippopotamus skin.

The three wives became pregnant at about the same time. The wife who slept on the Rabbit skin delivered a boy, the wife that slept on the Buffalo skin also delivered a baby boy. But the wife that slept on the Hippopotamus skin delivered twin boys.

This proves that the sum of the sons of the squaw on the Hippopotamus, is equal to the sum of the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.

 

[slimjim]

 

[playfulxx]

The seven dwarves went to the Vatican and when the Pope answered the door, Dopey stepped forward: "Your Excellency," he said. "I wonder if you could tell me if there are any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

"No, Dopey, there aren't," the Pope replied. Behind Dopey, the six dwarves started to titter.

"Well, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?" Dopey persisted.

"No, none in Italy," the Pope answered a little more sternly. A few of the dwarves started to laugh a little more openly.

"Well, are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?"

By this point, the Pope was much more firm. "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." By this point, all the dwarves were laughing aloud and rolling around on the ground.

"Pope," Dopey demanded. "Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole world?"

"No Dopey," the Pope snapped. "There are no dwarf nuns in the whole world."

Whereupon the six dwarves started jumping up and down chanting, "Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!!"

 

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[biloversmetoo]

hmm

Angela looks different in that vid. Maybe her hairstyle..

Jap, jap, that's Angie...

(töten = to kill)


I think that a lot of people elect her (her party), because she is so funny. Even if she does not want to be funny.

 

[grrrwoof]

lol

 

[slimjim]

 

[enrick]

jajaja funny!!!

 

[playfulxx]

Dark Humor.

I woke early one morning
The Earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away

He sang of far-off places
Of Laughter and fun,
It seemed very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
And gently lowered the window
And crushed its fucking head