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Minos

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It takes 7 seconds for food to
pass from the mouth to the stomach.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The Length of the penis is three times
the length of the thumb. The femur is as
hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster
than a man's. Women blink twice as much
as men. We use 300 muscles just to
keep our balance when we stand.




The woman has read this entire text.
The man is still looking at his thumb.
 

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Fathers day should really be called motherfuckers day.
 

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''96% of quotes on the Internet are fake''- Jesus Christ
 

Minos

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It takes 7 seconds for food to
pass from the mouth to the stomach.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The Length of the penis is three times
the length of the thumb. The femur is as
hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster
than a man's. Women blink twice as much
as men. We use 300 muscles just to
keep our balance when we stand.




The woman has read this entire text.
The man is still looking at his thumb.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES

They're not really good for anything, but
they still bring a smile to your face
when you push them down a flight of stairs.
 

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Steve Martin - before he stopped being funny:)
 

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There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber says "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up all over myself and pass out!"
 
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