Short Films

[Tjerk12]

glas

This is the first Dutch Oscar winning film. It was a private production of filmmaker Bert Haanstra. Be amazed of the modern speed and rhythm of this film, made in 1958.

 

[SimplyJakeAndAlex]

I love that one so much and yes it's true... it's totally me in the morning ) Mostly if I had a good fuck the night before I'm too exhausted to hear that fucking alarm clock lol. Hey Jakey can I have a gun? lol

No baby you can't have a gun... don't forget you're American and Australian you two are not to be trusted with guns hahahaha. Have a lollipop instead ) and yes you damn know what I'm talking about LOL

 

[SimplyJakeAndAlex]

Can't I have both?

Sure baby you can have a gun and someone else's lollipop :thinking: What would be your choice?

 

[SimplyJakeAndAlex]

Alright Alright I take the lollipop... gee! You're no fun :rofl: I'm not used with tiny lollipop so my best guess is to stay with one that can provides big one.

Damn Alex you're such a size queen

 

[Whisper]

Every time I think I've already checked this thread there's a new post... *headdesk*

 

[SimplyJakeAndAlex]

Who's fault is that.. huh huh

My mommy and daddy)

 

[SimplyJakeAndAlex]

Yeah remind me to thanks them for that :rofl::rofl::rofl:

You do at least three times a week you little whore.

 

[SimplyJakeAndAlex]

True. Any complains? Sue me! )

I'll sue you alright... later on tonight... how about that?

 

[Tjerk12]

Rembrandt van Rijn, the famous Dutch painter,
look him getting older. Also a film from Bert Haanstra.
He used self portraits from Rembrandt.

 

[Whisper]

Hmm, this may not be for everyone, I found it very hilarious
This is one of the short films called "Rare Exports" and which was later made as a whole movie. Personally I like these short films more and yes, we Finns have a weird sense of humor :rofl:

 

[Whisper]

SimplyJakeAndAlex;1406018]See that little brown thing at the door... Well it's Whisper without her pills And she sing her national Anthem.

Well, I have to admit that is quite accurate... Writing this reply even takes forever... But just wait, the pills will affect soon

 

[Otage]

Allright, it said on the tittle on Youtube that this is actually some banned childrens show:? Kinda cool/wierd/creepy shortvid in my opinnion though..

 

[Rozas]

Hi guys, for one or another reason I find
this is a gem I do not know why but it has seized me .... what about you?

 

[Rozas]

A very beautyful but creepy one.

 

[Rozas]

A tender one.

 

[dargelos]

If you want creepy, what could be more creepy than the Lambo driver when he takes his wig off at 1:50. That French safe sex cartoon is wonderful. The boy is used by a series of selfish partners but in the end finds a nice man who really loves him, and all this in only three minutes. I love this cartoon, thanks Rozas.

 

[Rozas]

Three wonderful "After the Apocalyps" animation films.

Rosa:


The Silent City:


The Ark

 

[thetruth123455555]

not a fan of short films I want them to be full movies!!!! I LOVE DETAIL

 

[Rozas]

not a fan of short films I want them to be full movies!!!! I LOVE DETAIL

These are the FULL versions, a film don't needs to take hours ( read the comment of Dargelos above, you can tell a lot in a few minutes )
The intention of SimplyJakeAndAlex is to post here complete SHORT films (-10 min) in order not to get bored:waiting: because we are NOT a cinema:no:, right?
I understand you thetruth 123etc ... but I want to thank SimplyJakeAndAlex for this initiative.:thumbs up:

 

[dargelos]

not a fan of short films I want them to be full movies!!!! I LOVE DETAIL

For you I recommend "Stonewall & Riot" by Joe Phillips which is a full length animation with lots of gay sex. Interesting that I have never watched it start to finish though, I keep watching ten minute chunks at a time same as other shorts here, it's as if animation works best in short doses.