What does your ass look like?

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

@ smallsleepyrascalcat if you search Gabriel Iglesias on utube, I`m sure u`ll find a bit of his only stand up comedy show. And he has a nice theory about "fluffy" people Yet again, if I offended u in any way, please accept my appologise!

I'm not offended my dear. I only think that fluffy is a word that's better used to describe sheeps ^^

 

[Jamie]

I'm not offended my dear. I only think that fluffy is a word that's better used to describe sheeps ^^

Oh, sorry! lol! didn`t know that.
So, this guy Iglesias says: there`s 5 types of "fatness": there`s big, there`s healthy, there`s husky, there`s fluffy and there`s : daaaaaaaamn!

but I said: a bit fluffy sorry man! i just remembered that show and I had to bring it up

Ok, without joking now, I was serious about your butt! From what I know , fluffy people have a nice round and smooth butt. I might be mistaking though..

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

my mom uses to say that I inherited my fathers ass... I don't have one in my pants

all flat and wide like the midwest

really nothing anyone wants to see

PS: so I'm not fat enough for damn... thanks

 

[Jamie]

my mom uses to say that I inherited my fathers ass... I don't have one in my pants

all flat and wide lithe the midwest

really nothing anyone wants to see

PS: so I'm not fat enough for damn... thanks

first of all, how can u tell your ass is flat? what, you saw it in the mirror? The mirror is 2D dear LOL! And if you`re not a contortionist I don`t know how you saw it
Second: I knew you will feel ofended. sorry I brought that subject up! It was not my intention to make fun or something...just an innocent joke.

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

first of all, how can u tell your ass is flat? what, you saw it in the mirror? The mirror is 2D dear LOL! And if you`re not a contortionist I don`t know how you saw it
Second: I knew you will feel ofended. sorry I brought that subject up! It was not my intention to make fun or something...just an innocent joke.

First... I'm quite flexible, I can put one foot behind my head and No, I cant suck it, the belly is in the way

Second: I'm not offended! If I was offended I would stop talking to you and most of all I would stop using smilies ^^

I am offended because you say that I am not damn... that's not nice... anyone can be fluffy, but damn... that's something special :devil:

 

[Jamie]

First... I'm quite flexible, I can put one foot behind my head and No, I cant suck it, the belly is in the way

Second: I'm not offended! If I was offended I would stop talking to you and most of all I would stop using smilies ^^

I am offended because you say that I am not damn... that's not nice... anyone can be fluffy, but damn... that's something special :devil:

OMG! U can put a foot behind ur head? WOW! U gotta do it once, film urself and show us! That`s more than interesting! U can be dressed lol, but u have to put your foot behind your head!
Oh, those are smiles? the "^^" ?? LOL! Me so stupid! Like the other days I just found out that idk means I don`t know. HAHAHA!

 

[iFairylicious]

As I have been told I kinda have a bubble butt lol

 

[Jamie]

As I have been told I kinda have a bubble butt lol

GlamDelicious! Show it show it!!!!!

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

OMG! U can put a foot behind ur head? WOW! U gotta do it once, film urself and show us! That`s more than interesting! U can be dressed lol, but u have to put your foot behind your head!
Oh, those are smiles? the "^^" ?? LOL! Me so stupid! Like the other days I just found out that idk means I don`t know. HAHAHA!

I know it's a lame excuse, but my cam is broken... I try to get a new one for christmas, so I promise you you will get what you asked for then... the question is what I will get for it :devil:

 

[iFairylicious]

GlamDelicious! Show it show it!!!!!

Ooh I am too modest to show it off

 

[XMan101]

Funny how people are more shy to show their ass than their dicks lol

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

Funny how people are more shy to show their ass than their dicks lol

I won't show any of both

 

[Fiddy]

There's already pictures of my butt on this site SOMEWHERE. Er... this really isn't the best post in the world, is it ¬_¬

 

[XMan101]

There's already pictures of my butt on this site SOMEWHERE. Er... this really isn't the best post in the world, is it ¬_¬

OOh where ?? lol

 

[nivi]

I'm a bottom/versatile. However,nobody has ever let me top because of my marshmallow ass,eventhough my dick is average.

Anyways,enjoy.

 

[XMan101]

Nice Nivi

There is a thread further down for the "average" side

 

[Fiddy]

Damn am I starting to like this thread : D

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

this ass is not nice, it's delicious ^^

PS: this was my 500th

 

[iFairylicious]

Some of this action go on?

 

[nivi]

Ass motorboating? LOL

Also,thanks to those of you who thanked me. It was my entry for a butt competition on another gay forum,it placed 2nd (some stupid top's ass won LOL)