Boring porn stars

[krad3434]

usually the hotter they are the more boring they are.
castro, shawn harriri, such wasted potential.

 

[ryan20bi]

It's interesting how many of the performers in this topic are the gay-for-pay kind. Makes you wonder why some studios keep touting these guys as the thing gay men want to see...

 

[8oclockcoffee]

Anyone who can't get and maintain an erection should not be in porn. Period. I don't care how good looking the guy might be. Hell, there are a lot of uglies in porn who can't get it up--why were they cast at all?

(The only possible exception would be a simulated 'rape' scenario--in that case the 'victim' probably should not be erect! I don't think I've ever seen a 'rape fantasy' porno, so I don't know what they usually do.)


The limp dick that I particularly HATE: Kurt Stefano. He ruined tons of movies in the 1990s with his boring looks and always limp dick. Major studios like Falcon, too, so money wasn't an issue. WTF?! I hate Kurt Stefano with the heat of a thousand suns, and hope he has had a miserable life, since he was such a douchebag for doing all those lousy LIMP performances!

Some are just so goddamned UGLY that I don't understand how anyone would cast them in a porno--Matthew Rush, for example. First, I don't really go for the over-muscled type, but barring that, his face looks like it's from another species of creature. HE DOES NOT LOOK HUMAN. I don't know what gender that face belongs on, either. Is it the face of a female orangutan on an 'Incredible Hulk' body? Very disturbing, and NOT in a kinky or arousing way!

It's one thing to have 'regular' guys in porn, but hideously ugly non-humans with no redeeming quality at all? UGH!

As far as 'gay for pay' goes, I guess that applies to Ricky Sinz, but I have to give him credit for bottoming and at least attempting to seem like he really enjoys it. He always has a firm erection, and the dirty talk is nice. So I give him a pass. Kurt Wild is supposedly 'gay for pay' but he can't possibly be that good of an actor! Definitely likes cock--and cute as hell with an awesome tight body. I just wish he would tone down some of the whimpering a bit, but I give him an A for effort.

Crazy screamers turn me off. Michael Brandon, if you read this, please either learn to lower the pitch of your voice so you sound like a man when you scream, or stick a cock in your mouth and shut the fuck up when you come! Ridiculous antics and high-pitched screaming from that guy! (Speaking of ridiculous antics during a climax, how about the awful shaking/shuddering/screaming fits from Matt Summers in every movie he's been in? A pity, because he's cute, and has no trouble getting hard while being plowed, but that bullshit he does when he comes just turns me off completely.)

I love a vocal performer, but most can't pull it off, and probably shouldn't try. Sam Crockett was always awesome, Zak Spears used to be great (that deep voice of his is hot), and the classic seduction scene in the original Pizza Boy film was fantastic thanks largely to the sexy chatter of David Ashfield--his best performance by far.

 

[RuG]

Pat Bateman or whatever name he goes by... can't get his booner, seems bitching and wining all the time

 

[Askani]

Actually if I remember well, Pat Bateman does get hard when he's getting fucked, at least he did with Rusty and his expressions were funny with a bit of hot mixed xDDDD I definitely liked that clip.True, those that cant get hard should go, but they can also learn, Marcus Mojo didnt always stay hard till he started bottoming, the biggest fail of all was pairing Dylan Roberts with Trent Diesel, Trent's gorgeous, freaking hot but... also only get hard for real when he's bottoming and since Dylan can barely keep it hard... I couldnt even download it even though I like'em both... Dylan is on the hard-when-I'm-taking-it team as well... sometimes at least... he was hard with TOmmy D. and at when he started getting humped by Diesel on one of the latest clips... maybe he just cant handle the constant pauses or change of positions and lose it xD. Cant stand Cody and Tristan either, used to love Tristan's body till he joined, the "yeah u better worship me and be thankful" team of CC, even though he have a pretty weird smile. Cant stand the feeling that someone's showing cuz they're "too good" suuuuch a turn off...

 

[a1b1c1]

Johnny Castle! I love him but he even can't get hard!

 

[muslceterranean]

Is there any exposed porn star out there who simply bores you? Even when you can acknowledge that he's hot, but he still does nothing for you?

For me, it's Leo Giamani. His looks are awesome, but his performances are so blah. Like a piece of cardboard, literally.

Before I even got to the end of your post I thought Leo. It's too bad. He's so incredibly hot, but man, that guy is so dry. I saw a couple of his live RB shows and he just seemed like he was about to slit his wrists or turn into stone.

Regarding Zeb, although his performances are a little mechanical and over the top, he held out for so many years on doing gay material, just seeing him with another guy now drives me wild. Maybe the effect will wear off eventually, but for now, please more Zeb gay sex vids!

 

[howardjk]

Well, I wouldn't say Leo Giamani is boring--just kind of disappointing. I think the problem for him (and Chris Rockway, another drop dead gorgeous hunk) is that they just aren't exhibitionists. Likely got roped into the business by agents who recognized their potential and I'm sure they don't make bad money for what they do. They just aren't into having sex in front of the camera. I'm just happy for the opportunity to watch them. I can't imagine that they are totally straight--I know several gay friendly straight men whom I'm sure would not have sex with a man for any figure (within reason).

Marcus Mojo (aka something, he's everywhere) is boring to me just because he's a blond semi-twink. Don't get off on twinks, never did even when I was one.

An earlier comment about Matthew Rush bought a real smile to my face. I saw him having lunch in a outdoor cafe in Boston a couple of years ago. He does, indeed, look like some other species--something not quite human about his face and head much less his out-sized muscles. I have seen quite a few porn stars in Boston (Doug Jeffries, Phil Bradley, Donnie Russo) and all appear as on screen but smaller.

The most incredible exhibitionist I know of is Jeff on Str8cam. Man can that guy put on a show. I was a member of his site for several years and have 39 GB downloaded. He just jacks off solo but he never fails to get me off and he talks dirty real nice unlike that "Hot" gymnast who hurls insults. I watch his stuff with the sound off.

 

[niceguy]

Too many pornstars. It sometimes depends on the studio (director) too though.

 

[snapcat]

Bo Dean needs to get fucked. Sometimes his movies are really good, and sometimes really boring. He did one with AJ Irons, and they didn't really do that much with each other, a real disappointment.

I quite agree. At first, I thought he was hot, but every video is exactly the same. Boring!

 

[Ninja108]

Leo Giamani,Rc Ryan or any other gay4pay star

 

[SimplyJakeAndAlex]

Mike18 maybe super cute but he always was Super Boring as well

Totally agree with Loveless92 - However even though I'm a twink lover I've never did like Mike 18, first of all Mister Mike himself is not gay at all ... like most of the Russian twinks going in porn, just know that their youthfulness will sell enough to help them survive in a continuous dying economy has it happens almost everywhere in Russia. One can see the same case coming from other Russian featured site such as TBW, Enigmatic Boy etc... Russian are for the most Orthodox and in many videos, those guy wear their ring... Catholic wears it on the left hand... orthodox on the right. Check carefully Mike18 right hand next time.

As per his videos I in fact always found them super duper boring (all of them - Ton is less pretty but much more active)... he never did seems to enjoy being sodomize, and he definitely lack some gay sex skills... scene are either on the grass somewhere, or in a apartment somewhere in the Ghetto. Want to seem him enjoy himself... check when he fuck a girl... now he seems to like it a little more... which I really don't mind I am bisex myself (but I am bisex because I really am... I like guy and girl)... but really when I want to watch gay porn I expect a little action... and beside just being pretty that Mike boy never did make it for me... I'd start yawning my jaw to the ground after 3 minutes of watching him earning its money... because that's all he does... he really really doesn't like what his doing... but unfortunately he locked himself in the Porn Industry... well few years to go and he'll be behind the cams... good riddance.

 

[bbfuddy]

Leo Giamani,Rc Ryan or any other gay4pay star

I couldnt agree with you anymore

 

[KCinLA]

Overexposure

So many of the European boys have been shown way too much.
I skip numerous posts with one blond guy who was cool years ago but boring today.

I get off on fresh, new, young meat !

Tommy Deluca should get a regular job. :angry:




Kevin

 

[alexis dziena]

Brad Star.So hot,but a very blah boring top,and to make matters worse,no personality

 

[alexis dziena]

Leos money troubles make him stupid and boring, Christian Wilde is boring up until his shots, and Brodie Sinclair is so boring RAGING STAILLION (I think) cancelled his contract, and Tryston and Codie are too into themselves to interest anyone else.

lmao,Sooo true about Christian.I love him,but if I'm honest,thats the only thing that makes his scenes worth watching.Besides that,he just looks like he isnt a good fuck.Really unfortunate,cause he's hot as hell

 

[SimplyJakeAndAlex]

Well Kev you're more than right on that one... Porn stars need to know when it's time to retire... if not completely retiring at least to fade away nicely from the screen for a while. The example I gave of Mike earlier is one of those Euro boy that really really really need to take some serious time off (well that's my opinion) but there's many others I'd love to see them get off the scenes as well. It's not that they're not beautiful... it's just that after watching a guy before fucked in all possible way and in many situation... an avid porn viewer will almost know when he'll come to an end and shoot. When a performer becomes that predictable... this is definitely time to take a break.

From the 8teenboys model farm I used to like Tommy Anders... god thank you he understood it was time to get a real job because no matter how big he was he never did anything else than just topping... for the sake of its fans who were constantly asking him to at least once be a bottom... he never did. Porn is a business and the idea of success in any entertainment business is to please your audience nothing less.

 

[eurogr]

Hello guys, i totaly agree with all of you. I was paying for one year Cody Cummings, and after two months he became so boring... the same thing every single clip. Really? Who watch Cody f....g a girl??? Let him f...k a guy or even touch another guy... In the same sitiation wit Cody is and all the others of that studio, including Trystan Bull, the good thing with him is that he f...s a gu! I was writing at the forum of Cody giving him some ideas for his clips but nothing at all... Didi you watch the last ones? Cody Cam? Boring and expecting what is next... Come on people there listen to the fans and give us good bones!

 

[Portakal]

Leo Gamiani
Matthew Rush
Tristan Bull
Malachi Marx
Cody Cummings
Pierre Fitch
Castro
... and so many others I can't remind of.

 

[bernardo]

Gay for pay is just not vy interesting.