Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[samuelashley]

VERY easy and fun forum game!

Make a wish for anything you want, then the person after has to grant you the wish but corrupt it! For example:

User A: I wish I was the smartest being on the planet!
User B: Granted! but this means your head size is twice that of a normal human being.
User B: I wish ...

and so on and so forth!

I'll start:

I wish I had access to any file ever created and shared on the world wide web!

 

[Lamicheval]

Okay, I hope I understand it correctly.

I wish I had access to any file ever created and shared on the world wide web!

Your wish is granted, but you had to buy more harddiscs, than your local store can sell you.

I wish I had the sexiest eyes in the world.

 

[Casanova]

Granted, but maintaining the most beautiful eyes in the work would require more work than you can imagine

I wish I were famous

 

[Minos]

granted, but be aware that from the moment you become famous you`ll have no more privacy

> i wish i had won the lottery

 

[Casanova]

granted, but expect a lot of people to be crawling out of the woodwork trying to get a share of your earnings

I wish I had the power of mind-control

 

[Minos]

granted, but it may go out of control and you might become a slave of you own ability

> i wish i had gained a lot of recognition due to my musical talent

 

[samuelashley]

Granted but due to recognition it is no longer a talent, it's a job.

I wish we had world peace.

 

[Casanova]

Granted, but the only way this may occur is in a dystopian society which preaches of world peace, but creates oppression, fear and terror (read 1984 or Lord of the Flies)

I wish all straight men were open-minded

 

[Georgie]

Granted,but if the straight guy has a girlfriend,you will have to fuck her as well!

I wish i was invisible

 

[Casanova]

Granted, but no one's gonna see your pretty face ever again

I wish I were a prince

 

[Georgie]

Granted,but you will have to marry the ugliest of the queens

I wish i was taller

 

[Casanova]

Granted, but the men from your country are naturally taller than the average male. Any taller you'd be a giant

I wish I had wings

 

[Georgie]

Granted,but they will need service every day,and it is really expensive

I wish i was a porn star

 

[yoyo888]

Granted, but the amount of condoms you would have to buy would break the bank

I wish I had a boyfriend

 

[Georgie]

Granted, but he will have 5cm of cock

I wish i could fly

 

[Lamicheval]

Granted, but only if you will fly to me.

I wish hot guys would bother me.

 

[samuelashley]

Granted but they're all pretentious pricks.

I wish life wasn't a game of cards.

 

[Casanova]

Granted, but you'll miss the fun of this card game of life and the effort that goes into winning will be no more.

I wish I could express myself verbally as good as I do in writing

 

[Rebel7]

Granted, but you'd become so talkative that your voice becomes hoarse and frighten people.

I wish i had an Island for myself

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

Granted, but that means you have to dig a well for water.

I wish I had a boyfriend.