Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[c750dt]

Granted. However, it's set in slate; you now have the burden of knowing everything that's to go wrong without having the power to stop it. You will also be changed, knowing exactly how it is you will die vs. it being a surprise.

Now, I wish I was a well-paid rich man.

 

[Narvin]

Granted! You receive photos of yourself dressed as a rich man standing in front of a big house. Nothing else happens.

I wish to be in a pop rock band and tour the world.

 

[creslinwest]

Granted! But you use your best friend as your manager and corrupt record execs screw you out of your royalties and said mananger then gambles away the last of your money leaving you stranded at your tour's last stop with no way home.

I wish I didn't need glasses.

 

[retro2263]

Granted! But you sign up as a test subject for corrective eye surgery, which is in reality a secret government agency who implants special circuitry into your optic nerves enabling you to see aliens who are trying to infiltrate the human populace and it becomes your task to stop them.

I wish I could transport myself into any childhood story.

 

[c750dt]

Granted but you're now you can only live within said childhood stories.

I wish wherever I went, there was always a ham sandwich waiting for me.

 

[slimjim]

Granted,,, but you are now a staunch vegetarian

I wish I didn't suffer from insomnia

 

[name_1]

Granted, but now, you can't resist sleeping: narcolepsy.

I wish happiness isn't so elusive.

 

[shakaypa]

Granted! But you are now a Care Bear.

I wish I could hover in midair.

 

[gopfem]

granted but you cannot come down.

I wish I could have sex several times a day as when younger...

 

[shakaypa]

Granted! But your dick is now super tiny

I wish my boyfriend will agree to us getting a puppy.

 

[name_1]

Granted! But now your puppy poops all over!

I wish I could travel the world.


PS:

Granted! But you are now a Care Bear.

Being a care bear doesn't seem all that baddd. Is it?

 

[mmarty]

Granted. But your luggage can't go with you.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and never gain weight.

 

[AlexDao]

Granted. But you will become a fat slough because you dont do anything

I wish I can drink as much as I can

 

[Lamicheval]

Wow, it stopped so long ago. But just had the opportunity to read some things again.

So, I reacitvate it again a bit.

Granted, you can drink as much as your stomach can hold, but you have to stay at the urinals for hours and hours to let the "wet things" out again.

Wish this nice weather would hold for another two or three days, it looks so beautiful outside! :heart:

 

[mmarty]

Granted, but you have the flu and are stuck in bed with a fever and chills.

I wish I had someone to help me get rid of all the clutter in my house.

 

[Eshton]

Granted but that someone will also throw some things away you'll still need like your laptop.

Wish I was 18 again!!

 

[Lamicheval]

Granted, but all the persons you know stay in their own age, so you will become lonesome.

I wish some hot guys would come to my door later.

 

[Now&Forever]

Granted, but they're literally hot, so you burn your fingers if you touch them.

I wish that tinned cat food didn't smell so bad.

 

[Lamicheval]

Granted, but without this bad smell your cat wouldn't eat it anymore.

Wish the spring would stay for a bit longer now.