Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[Lamicheval]

Granted, but your boss will not give you money for that time.

I wish this weekend would last two days longer.

 

[Tom]

Granted, but YOUR boss will not pay you for that!

I wish chocolate ice cream was really good for you, like vegetables.

 

[Lamicheval]

Granted, it was just perfect yesterday!

I wish the coffee would fly to my desktop now, I need one.

 

[dysion]

Granted, sadly the hot coffee didn't wait for a cup.

I wish I could answer any question.

 

[Kraigfeldman]

Granted, everyone come for you to ask and you get an overload of question in which you hate yourself for doing so at the end.

I wish a hot and sexy man with not disease came to f*ck me for some fun.

 

[Tom]

Sure, he will, but he has the stamina of a race horse and will wear you out so you can't go to school or work for a week.

Wish I was able to take a nice vacation this year.

 

[Lamicheval]

Granted, come to Germany this year, but you will meet so many members, that you haven't the chance to see a lot of the landscape.

I wish this nice mediaplayer would become cheaper, it is too expensive at the moment.

 

[Tom]

That's because so many people are gready, they could make them really inexpensive.

I wish I could invent something fabulous and help many people, but still make a lot of money.

(At Lamicheval, was in Germany last year, to bad you missed me. )

 

[Lamicheval]

Granted, you will invent much needed medicals, make a lot of money in first, but a "big player" in this realm will fight against your patent, and will persuade the court to stop the production, to sell his own medical (not as good as yours! ) a lot more expensive.

(It is really a pity, we didn't meet us, but perhaps next time you are here. )

 

[Cerno]

The game seems to end, so I restart it.

I wish I had a hen which laid golden eggs.

 

[BigBenni]

Granted but the butt of the hen is too tight and you don't get the eggs.

I wish I had vacation.

 

[eggfu]

Granted but your vacation is in Syria.

I wish I didn't have an essay due this week.

 

[ganymede]

Granted but you have two essays due next week.
I wish I had time to enjoy the weather now that it's finally nice.

 

[Lamicheval]

Granted, but tomorrow the weather will be bad again. So use the time good!

I wish I would find a good wish at the moment.

 

[someonealone]

granted but it would nevver come true

I wish I would finish my studies right now

 

[Lamicheval]

Granted, but your studies aren't completed if you stop now.

I wish the weather would become better at once.

 

[Lamicheval]

The weather wasn't really better since then, but I will try again another wish.

I wish I would meet some of my friends here in reality. (I think it could be funny. )

 

[someonealone]

granted... but they will not behave in the same way like in internet

I wish I would loose my virginity with someone perfect

 

[MrMonkey]

granted... but you realize that you have some kind of chastity-belt and you can't find the key!

i wish theo hutchcraft kisses me

 

[gm1911]

granted... but then he will leave you and would live with me.

I wish that I was in Bayreuth when Ring was staged there for the first time.