Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[Lamicheval]

Granted, but the animals would wake up too early and would be very hungry or die, if it would become so cold again.

I wish this year would last much longer.

 

[Tom]

Granted, but the governments around the world can't budget for 365 days, if the year were longer they would be anarchy.

I wish chocolate ice cream was a vegetable.

 

[kalexander92]

Granted, but have fun with your obese kids.

I wish i could meet Kanye West

 

[Tom]

Sure, but then the rest of your life will be downhill from there.

I wish I didn't have to pay so much in taxes.

 

[Lamicheval]

No problem for the government to reduce the taxes, but they would do nothing for you again. With less money, less opportunity to help the citizens.

Btw., Tom, I heard from a vegan icecream (even chocolate) a few weeks ago. So your wish is nearly solved in reality.

I wish I were 18 again.

 

[Tom]

Sure, but you would have to live through all those growing pains and mistakes again.

I wish it would warm up NOW!

 

[Rebel7]

Granted but suddenly you have no control over your legs, makes you keep running and running and running...

I wish i would get my dream job

 

[Tom]

Sure, but than you would have nothing to strive for and would become very bored.
I wish I was on a beach by the ocean right now someplace very warm.

 

[c750dt]

You're their bit with a smelly, mullet-sporting guido who made your butt bleed.

I wish I looked like my favorite porn star and had a Cadillac CTS.

 

[Lamicheval]

Granted, but it wouldn't be you again and the Cadillac needs so much gas, you have to take a credit.

I wish some porn stars would come to my house to show off.

 

[Tom]

I'm sure they would love to, but they won't leave and you'd need a loan to keep feeding them. Besides, they would break your bed and other furniture.

I wish I could I could work 4 days a week instead of 5.

 

[c750dt]

You now work 4 days but at a quickie mart and you can't afford a better car than a 1990 ford festiva and a better place than a crap studio room at Motel 6 unless you wanna downgrade your 8 kids from top ramen to canned cat food

I wish my beer wasn't near empty and they still made new episodes of matlock.

 

[Tom]

Your beer is near empty because it's a whole keg that you've been sucking on, but don't worry you'll sober up in another week. As soon as you pass out you will dream of new episodes of Matlock.

I'm so tired I wish I could just go to bed and sleep for several days.

 

[c750dt]

^holy crap that sounds awesome.

You get your wish of a few days sleep thanks to downing a keg.

I wish McDonald's delivered.

 

[Tom]

They will for you, but you must order 4 large burgers and 2 large fries...daily... soon your blood pressure will be out of control, and so will your
weight.

I wish I had some Chocolate Ice Cream.

 

[Lamicheval]

Mee too! We will eat together. But after two hours of eating ice cream, we will be sick and won't eat it again for weeks or months.

I wish this stupid cold would become better immediately.

 

[Tom]

I do too, but than the snow will melt to fast and flood to many people.

I wish I could win the lottery and retire young.

 

[Lamicheval]

No problem, there are many plastic surgeons who are willing to help you, especially with one or more million(s) on your bank. But some day you look younger than your neighbours son, but you feel like his grandfather with all that surgery.

I wish you would win the lottery without that surgery.

 

[Lamicheval]

I hope you got the millions. But to let the show go on, I try another one:

I wish the spring would now come to us. (Today it snows again and again.)

 

[Tom]

If spring comes to soon all that snow will melt to rapidly and flood everyone out.

I wish I could take a month off work.