Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[Lamicheval]

Your wish is granted, but without this midterm you have to study the rest of your life. (Btw. good luck for your midterm! )

I wish I could fly, to see all the hotties in all other countries live.

 

[HettoreConti]

Granted, my ambitious one. You'll be able to flight through the continents, being witness of incredible male specimens... but in the shape of a mosquito. Bound to be forever insignificant and annoying, and then, eventually, killed by a cunning hand.

I beg of you, beautiful stranger... grant me a swift and peaceful death, for I no longer care for this world.

 

[js324]

I grant you a swift and peaceful death, however in order to do so someone you know will in turn die a slow and painful death, and before your final breath you will care for this world again.

I wish that I could have as many incorruptible wishes as I want

 

[Lamicheval]

Granted, but with so many incorruptible wishes you would become crazy and couldn't wish anything at all again.

I wish I could make someone happy tonight.

 

[BigUncutJock]

Granted. You made the 78-year-old woman across the street very happy when you didn't shut the curtains when you got out of the shower as she touched herself.

I wish I could stretch time to add hours to any day.

 

[Lamicheval]

Lucky women.

Your wish is granted, but you wouldn't have control over the hours, so your days would be from 25 hours to open end and so you couldn't make any date with your darling anymore.

I wish some porn studios would send me their DVDs and their stuff every time for free.

 

[Lamicheval]

If someone would help me with my wish, my room would be too small rapidly.

I wish some more guys would play this game again.

 

[name_1]

Granted but it would mean there will be too many wishes corrupted (and the world will be a sad place if wishes don't come true/remain pure)

I wish it would snow

 

[js324]

Granted, except that the snow will arrive through a devastating blizzard, trapping you in your home by yourself for at least a week. Your internet and dvd/blu-ray/vhs players will somehow all not work too, so no porn


I wish that some of my favorite male (fitness and/or fashion) models were gay and would do gay porn so I could see what was under their skivvies

 

[name_1]

Granted but that would mean they won't be modelling at more once they realised they like doing gay porn.

I wish the education sector would undergo reforms

 

[js324]

Granted but that would mean they won't be modelling at more once they realised they like doing gay porn.

that's not really a corruption since I would enjoy watching them do gay porn, and it wouldn't be a corruption even for them since they'd discover they like doing it too

I wish the education sector would undergo reforms

Granted, however they'll end up being counterintuitive and make the system worse


I wish that everyone would just get along :cheers:

 

[Lamicheval]

Granted, but you would miss the discussions with your "lovely" enemy within a few days so much, you would disturb this freedom rapidly yourself.

I wish time wouldn't pass so fast.

 

[name_1]

Granted but the horrible times will seem so loooooooooong.

I hope cowboys were back, running the city.

 

[Lamicheval]

Granted, but you will have much fertilizer for the roses, from the horses.

I wish some food would be more natural again, without all that chemistry in it.

 

[name_1]

Granted but there wouldn't be enough food to go around. (I think)

I wish physical afflictions can be cured easier.

 

[Lamicheval]

(Another wish from hundreds of others I didn't want to corrupt, but it is the deal here. )

Granted, but all the hot guys in the medical centers didn't have to cure the patients so long and tender again, if the afflictions can be cured easier.

I wish I could change the colour of my eyes, whenever I would like to do it.

 

[name_1]

Granted, but all people will look at are your eyes and get distracted so easily by them.

I wish hair length is not restricted to one's gender.

 

[Lamicheval]

Granted, but there will be a new law to call all people with long hairs "Rapunzel". There would be so many "Rapunzels", that no one would know who is mentioned with this name.

I wish the "Golden Girls" would be as young as in the 80th again and together, to play their role for the next 7 years. (They are in TV in the last few weeks and are great! )

 

[name_1]

Granted but then the other entertainers will start having an inferiority complex

I wish it is easier to understand and appreciate modern architecture.

 

[Lamicheval]

Granted, but tomorrow the modern architecture is "oldfashioned" again and the old one is still better than the newer one. So the architecture will still be a clue.

I wish the deers would stay in the forest and not come to towns all the time.