Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[playfulxx]

Granted, but all you get is the same old, tired actors saying different words.

I wish parents would teach their young children how to behave in public.

 

[Dunphy]

Granted but then they would grow up boring

I wish I knew where you would go when you died

 

[parucci]

But then you would have to die. And that would be sad. :heart:

I wish that I had a lot of money

 

[name_1]

Granted but that would mean you have to fear someone taking it away

I wish those with power are not alienated from the rest

 

[LeanStud79]

Granted, but even if they aren't, they would eventually become so by greed, money, and lobbyists.. Power corrupts.

I wish everyone would stop trimming and shaving their pubes/body hair and just let it grow out naturally, forever and ever and ever.

 

[name_1]

Granted but swimming would be quite a horrid sight won't it?

I wish humidity can be altered by humans easily

 

[LeanStud79]

Granted, but then our skin would become so dry they'd crack and age prematurely.

I wish I had a fit hairy man in my bed.

 

[HettoreConti]

Granted... but your dream guy happens to be a eunuch. Whoopsies! My magickal powers are not what they used to be, it seems.

I wish for perfect happiness and health (both physical and mental) for every human soul out there.

 

[LeanStud79]

Granted, but you neglected to wish that for yourself. As a result, you live a long painful life as you watch your loved ones forget about you while you wither away and die... alone. (Ouch!... that's what you get for making my hairy hunk a eunuch!)

I wish everyone to be happy.

 

[name_1]

Granted but then they wouldn't know the meaning of happiness since they didn't know suffering and agony.

I wish brains of people function more efficiently.

 

[LeanStud79]

Granted, but then they'd use less caloric energy, thus contributing to the obesity epidemic.

I wish I could control time.

 

[name_1]

Granted but others will start noticing that you seem to move super fast

I wish we could all teleport around.

 

[LeanStud79]

Granted but then we run the risk of teleporting inside of each other. (Hmm, that actually doesn't sound so bad, I'd love to get inside someone. :-D )

I wish I could get inside someone's ass

 

[name_1]

Granted but that 'someone' might not be happy you are in it

I wish hierarchy was not so important

 

[LeanStud79]

Granted, but then we'd all be losers.

I wish I had a new job.

 

[name_1]

Granted but then someone will have to fill that horrid position at work

I wish society is not so rigid

 

[jrr22]

Granted, however, without some order we would collapse into anarchy.

 

[name_1]

@jrr22: you were supposed to wish for something.

I wish more people interact with the environment so they will not be so hasty to damage it

 

[Lamicheval]

Corrupted game. Restart.

Your wish is granted, name_1, but the environment will be minimized to your living room, so we all have to be in your living room together.

I wish it would stop raining (a rainy autmn day).

 

[eggfu]

Granted, but it never rains again and the earth dies.

I wish I didn't have a midterm next week.