Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[MrMonkey]

granted... but as soon as you take your seat, the orchestra begins a strike because they haven't been paid for months!

I wish Jared Leto writes me a song :heart:

 

[gm1911]

granted, but he will sing that song only to me.

I wish that I am in French polynesia now.

 

[MrMonkey]

granted...but you are stranded on island of cannibals, and your testicles are served for dessert!

I wish to spend the night with my favorite pornstar

 

[name_1]

Granted but you'll realize it isn't as perfect.

I wish it was snowing

 

[R_ver]

Granted, but it will be a blizzard.

i wish Channing Tatum proposed to me! XD

 

[name_1]

Granted, but he'll hide you from the world X_X

I wish I get to do more things that I want to do.

 

[Kraigfeldman]

granted... but you overwhelmed by too much that that you want to do and break down.

I wish my coach was secretly gay and done to me everyday.

 

[dixepo]

Granted, but he also loves all the other boys from the team.

I wish i had a sweet Japanese boyfriend who perfectly understands me.

 

[tombo487]

Granted, but he'll only understand you when you can read and write his language.

I wish my sweetest,shyest ex-lover would turn up in the lobby of this hotel right now

 

[c750dt]

Granted, but hours before was the successful conclusion of "it's" gender reassignment operation.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

 

[js324]

Granted, however all you will ever do from now is just think of things to wish for and nothing else... The thoughts of everything you could wish for will consume every waking moment of every day which will eventually lead to your death since you won't even think about getting your next meal as well as other vital daily functions.

I wish there were no STDs so everyone could have sex freely (Orgies for everyone!)

 

[anarren]

Granted, however all you will ever do from now is just think of things to wish for and nothing else... The thoughts of everything you could wish for will consume every waking moment of every day which will eventually lead to your death since you won't even think about getting your next meal as well as other vital daily functions.

I wish there were no STDs so everyone could have sex freely (Orgies for everyone!)

Granted, but now you have to have sex all the time, with any/everyone.

I wish to become my optimal self.

 

[uwsguy102]

I wish to become my optimal self.

Granted, but that means total enlightenment and a return to the non-physical plane.

I wish I knew what I wanted from life. :?

 

[tombo487]

Granted, but then there will be nothing left to dream or hope for.

I wish I could transport my beloved boyfriend from where he lives to be with me in London

 

[uwsguy102]

I wish I could transport my beloved boyfriend from where he lives to be with me in London

Granted, but his entire family comes with him! (I hope you like your mother-in-law! )

I wish I had a better job.

 

[register]

Granted, but you have the same boss. And your boss is an obnoxious jerk that flaunts wealth and acts like his/her shit don't stink.

I wish I was vacationing in Bangkok right now.

 

[uwsguy102]

I wish I was vacationing in Bangkok right now.

Granted, but it's monsoon season! (Actually, that's true in real life, not just this game. )

All your good times are washed away.... Sorry.

I wish I hadn't broken up with the love of my life. Twice.

 

[richardbb]

Granted, but you'd break up with him/her three more times.

I wish I could fly.

 

[register]

Granted, but the first time you test out your new abilities, you decide to try it indoors and hover into a ceiling fan.

I wish I still owned a piano

 

[uwsguy102]

Granted, but you have to move it upstairs by yourself and then you find it doesn't work.


I wish I knew the future.