Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[samuelashley]

Granted but he has a strange obsession with sea cubers ...

I wish I was Supreme Commander of erm, Pandora.

 

[zortek]

but pandora's box is full of evil things


i wish i could race in the le mans 24hr

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

Granted!
On foot.

I wish a jeans chain would give me a free lifetime supply of jeans of the fit I want.

 

[Georgie]

Granted,but you will have to wear 3 jeans simultaneously

I wish i could have sex with twins!

 

[Lamicheval]

Granted, but both of them have bad breath and nasty voices.

Two more or less simultaneous answers.

Granted, but you wouldn't fit anymore in your clothes.

I wish it would snow here.

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but the snow izz very HOTT!!

i wish i could get a penny

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

Granted,but you will have to wear 3 jeans simultaneously

Actually, many guys in the jeans fetish community have a particular liking for wearing two pairs one over the other. I suspect it might work in cold climates, where the inner pair would be skintight and serve the same function as "longjohns".

I presoanlly have no desire to wear more than one pair at once.

 

[Lamicheval]

i wish i could get a penny

Granted, but what would you do with a discount store? (To explain a bit, "Penny" is a chain of stores here. )

I wish I had the biggest TV in the world.

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

i wish i could get a penny

Ummm... OK - but I thought you only liked boys?

I wish gay nightclubs would play more progressive rock (or any progressive rock)

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

Granted, but what would you do with a discount store? (To explain a bit, "Penny" is a chain of stores here. )

I wish I had the biggest TV in the world.

Sure, but all you can pick up is the test pattern.

See previous post for my next wish.

 

[cavonzia]

@jeans
granted,but you're deaf at the time

i wish a can eat a bowl of rice

 

[Georgie]

Granted,but you will throw up once you get to finish it

I wish 2012 is not the last year

 

[cavonzia]

granted but its become disaster year

i wanna ice cream with topping

 

[Georgie]

granted,but you will always be a bottom

I wish i was feeling better now since im sick

 

[Georgie]

Granted,but once you fill the last byte of free space,the hard drive will explode!

I wish i had galaxy nexus

 

[samuelashley]

Granted but it's not actually the item you was looking for, it's an infectious little parasite that slowly devours your brain.

I wish I had a heart of stone.

 

[Casanova]

Granted, but make sure you lose it with the right guy. I lost mine with my first bf who turned out to be an asshole in the end.

I wish I was a virgin again

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

granted, but you will be very in pain during your re first sex

and your wish is...?

and clear out your mailbox; I tried to send a private message but it did not transmit because your mail folder is full.

 

[Lamicheval]

I wish to be huge mer

Granted (and I would like to see P), but you will have to renovate your rooms every week, with all that .

I wish to have a good meal now.

 

[Georgie]

Granted,but you will feel really full later

I wish i was having an orgy