Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[zortek]

granted, but they become impossible to buy

i wish i could buy from the japanese iTunes store here in australia

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but you can't read the kanji on the website

i wish i have so much love to share with

 

[zortek]

granted ( haha .. no corruption)

i wish i could speak and write at least 30 languages

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but you can't do any other activity

i wish i got insomnia everyday

(you're too kind,dear ^_^)

 

[zortek]

^

granted, but then you realise that it is a bad idea

i wish i could visit the moon

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but the mon is already very very near earth

i wish magic exist

 

[zortek]

granted, but magic does exist (we just misunderstand what it is)

i wish i had 4 pisang roti right now

 

[cavonzia]

right here i deliver but it cost $1000 each
(i don't know pisang roti even if i live here LOL ^_^,need to explore more)

i wish i live near beach

 

[zortek]

granted, but the salt air rusts all your metal

i wish i had a new simpsons dvd to watch

(pisang roti might be malaysian... with banana --- yum)

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but you must buy it with all of your money

I wish tomato price goes down

(oh isee,coz there's something similiar here too ^_^)

 

[zortek]

granted, they they don't taste good anymore

i wish i wasn't hungry again already

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but tomorrow you'll be very hungry that you could eat a ton of whale

i wish i'm not this tired today

 

[zortek]

granted, but then you would not enjoy your sleep

i wish mosquitos didn't like biting me so much

 

[Georgie]

Granted,but your house will get full of flies

I wish some people weren't that fucking assholes

 

[BigBenni]

Granted but impossible.

I wish I had a personal trainer.

 

[Georgie]

Granted,but he will cost 1000 euros per hour

I wish some people stop dealing with me already,thats enough

 

[Diangelo88]

Granted but you will start missing it in 2minutes.

I wish for a delicious lunch today, fingers crossed.

 

[BigBenni]

Granted but you will get stomach ache afterwards.

I wish I had unlimited financial possibilities

 

[Diangelo88]

just for having a good lunch? some way to ruin my wish!!

Granted, but you start getting very lonely.

I wish my next haircut looks awesome on me.

 

[BigBenni]

(I'm sorry but that's the game - I hope your lunch wasn't that bad. Hi Diangelo )

Granted but you will have a bad surprise because you have a baldness.

I wish my dinner now will be delicious