Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[BigBenni]

Granted but your brain would explode.

I wish I saw all my friends here in real.

 

[Diangelo88]

Granted but you get to see them through a window.

I wish I would learn german really fast.

 

[BigBenni]

Granted and if you want I help you

I wish had my private personal trainer

 

[zortek]

granted, but she is a dominatrix

i wish i had all The Simpsons on dvd

 

[BigBenni]

Granted but they are only on Blu Ray

I wish I met Herbert von Karajan

 

[zortek]

granted, but you find you don't like his personality

i wish ignorant people would all just disappear

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but only for their cock

i wish i finished my coloring job soon and get some pennies

(hello dear,looks like you back ^_^)

 

[zortek]

granted, but wouldn't you rather have dollars than pennies?

i wish i wasn't in the city today

(hi dear, yes i'm back in action ^_^)

 

[cavonzia]

granted,you're transferred to the isolated small island without anything nearby

i wish this rain couldn't make my bladder full

 

[zortek]

granted, but to do it you have to pee for two hours non-stop

i wish i could go on holiday

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but you lose your job

I wish people always smile everyday

 

[zortek]

granted, but everyone gets sore cheeks and jaws

i wish i owned my own nightclub

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but the customer are vampire n zombie n werewolf

I wish i can have superspeed internet access

 

[zortek]

(lol, that would be cool, i like werewolves, vampires are ok, but zombies are just smelly)

granted, but you need to buy 100s of terabytes of storage

i wish i had my own werewolf pack

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but they'll devour you

I wish i can be the king of underworld

 

[zortek]

granted, but my werewolf pack devour you too

i wish i felt really sleepy

 

[cavonzia]

granted,let me hypnotize you (1...2...3...you felt asleep...JANGO!!)

I wish i still have more time to download

 

[zortek]

granted, but we have to slow down time

i wish cavonzia would click his fingers to wake me up after hypnotising me

 

[BigBenni]

Granted but you cannot remember your name.

I wish I could read thoughts of others sometimes.

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but you'll find yourself hard to know yourself

I wish i can publish my xxx comic someday