Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[BigBenni]

Granted but the programmes will crash all the time

I wish I can sleep well tonight

(Hi George)

 

[Diangelo88]

Granted but then you never wake up. (I know, I am mean u_u)

I wish someone would make me a tuna sandwich.

 

[tomik776655]

granted, but then noone boy will wanna kiss you

I wish I was a friend of Annie Lennox.

 

[BigBenni]

Granted but impossible

I wish I met Alessio Romero for a hot sex night

 

[cavonzia]

Granted,but you can only hear his moaning (no sex with him nor see him)

I wish 1 rupiah=1 us dollar

 

[tomik776655]

granted, but you can go to Indonesia and exchange it to get 1 rupiah for 1 dollar... people there will be glad to exchange it for you...

I wish I was travelling in bus full of naked men...

 

[cavonzia]

(i'm in indonesia actually )

granted,but you'll know that you should close your eyes there

I wish there's a stripper club near my home

 

[zortek]

granted, but its only women stripping

i wish i wasn't so horny

 

[cavonzia]

granted,give it to me :drooling:

I wish i can watch your hard-on there :drooling:

 

[zortek]

granted

i wish we could have virtual reality sex online

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but where's the cable ??

I wish mom still save some "sate" for me

 

[zortek]

granted, but we have to share... ( i love sate)

i wish someone would cook my dinner for me

 

[tomik776655]

granted, but I'm not sure if you will like to eat the "bread and butter" every evening...

I wish I could spend one night as a slut with 2 muscled and hairy men...

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but the hairy men are really hairy that looks like a monkey

I wish we have orgy right now :drooling:

 

[zortek]

granted, but the journey by plane takes so long

i wish i could have sex (orgy?) on the beach right now

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but there's tsunami right there now

I wish you recorded your sex scene

 

[zortek]

(sex in the tsunami - great idea for a porn flick )

granted, but how are you going to get a copy

i wish i had my own posse of my favourite hot guys (about 100 of them)

 

[tomik776655]

granted, but have you enough money to buy the food for them?...

I would like to take a bath in chocolate and to have a lot of guys around me to lick it from my body.

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but sweet chocolate also invite a lot of ants to come and join

I wish i can slow down the time

 

[tomik776655]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:...

granted, but then you'll be waiting for bus much longer than today...

Wish I had a 1.000.000$ to buy whatever I want