Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[cavonzia]

granted,but only last 5 minutes

I wish i can clean up my computer

 

[zortek]

granted but you need a new external drive first

i wish i could find the video clip i am looking for

 

[eggfu]

Granted, but your power runs out when you watch it.

I wish I could fly through the air.

 

[zortek]

granted but you arms get very tired

i wish i could swim across oceans

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but shark pursue(to fuck) you LOL

I wish time was stopped now

 

[zortek]

granted, but you will never find out what was going to happen next..

i wish it was tonight already

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but you'll missed gig :devil:

I wish i have lunch now

 

[zortek]

granted, but you have to cook the rice

i wish a had a banana smoothie now

 

[eggfu]

Granted, but there is banana skin inside

I wish there were more hours in the day

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but you'll missed the night

I wish there's nothing behind me...

 

[zortek]

granted, but its only me behind you

i wish i could gather all my friends for a big party

 

[cavonzia]

granted,but you must upgrade your house into a castle and pay all accommodation

I wish i can see penis of every member on this forum

 

[zortek]

granted, but your jaws will start to hurt

i wish tonight turns out as well as i think it might

 

[name_1]

granted, then you will want to wish for something more

i wish money is not the pursuit of everyone in this world

 

[Lamicheval]

Your wish is granted, but you will have nothing to eat.

I wish I had two cocks.

 

[BigBenni]

Granted but when you get an erection all your blood runs in your dicks and your brain is out of blood and gets no oxygen any more

I wish I could fly

 

[name_1]

Granted but some missile/fighter jet will be seeking you out

I wish time is at my beck and call

 

[Hypsilon]

Granted, but you become immortal, having to spend eternity in this existence.

I wish I could know when someone has the hots for me.

 

[BigBenni]

Granted but you would be disappointed all the time

I wish I have no hangover from all the brandy I had this evening

 

[name_1]

Granted but you will be uncontrollable and keep drinking

I wish everyone could bounce back from mishaps