The best Christmas gift I could get is...

[Squallmuzza]

*takes Jamie by the ear and brings him to the bathroom where he can get a nice, cold shower*

I'll bring the soap and flannel.... He might need help scrubbing... O=)

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

I'll bring the soap and flannel.... He might need help scrubbing... O=)

You stay out, you have only dirty things in your mind *veg*

 

[Squallmuzza]

You stay out, you have only dirty things in your mind *veg*

I'm just trying to help! :'( Everyone is SO suspicious of me, I have no idea why.... I'm just a little innocent here!

 

[Jamie]

I'm just trying to help! :'( Everyone is SO suspicious of me, I have no idea why.... I'm just a little innocent here!

Sure you are!
And I`m...Tony Danza!

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

Sure you are!
And I`m...Tony Danza!

you're old and hairy?

 

[Squallmuzza]

Noone ever believes me! Why... I've never even laid a finger on a man! I want that for Christmas! My first time ever lmfao... I couldn't keep it up any longer XD

 

[Jamie]

you're old and hairy?

It was just a quote from a movie It was something about a guy not admiting he was gay and his partner was like: Yeah, and I`m Tony Danza!
I don`t really know who Tony Danza is and really? I don`t care LOL!

 

[brmstn69]

I'm just trying to help! :'( Everyone is SO suspicious of me, I have no idea why.... I'm just a little innocent here!

A little innocent who dates porn stars...

 

[Squallmuzza]

A little innocent who dates porn stars...

Heeeeey! They were pornstars AFTER I dated them! Though there was an ex rent-boy in there.... But he was retired!

I have a seriously knack of side-tracking threads. I should add it to my resumé!

Ummm -ontopic- I want a rent boy and several porn stars for Xmas... That'll work... I hope XD

 

[brmstn69]

Heeeeey! They were pornstars AFTER I dated them!

So, in other words, by time you get done with them their ready to go pro...

 

[Squallmuzza]

I aim to give an educational experience, as well as a pleasurable one. Little did you know, Dakota was an uneducated little kid before I got hold of him haha! I was his training XD.

 

[brmstn69]

I'm just trying to help! :'( Everyone is SO suspicious of me, I have no idea why.... I'm just a little innocent here!

A little innocent who dates porn stars...

Heeeeey! They were pornstars AFTER I dated them!

So, in other words, by time you get done with them their ready to go pro...

I aim to give an educational experience, as well as a pleasurable one. Little did you know, Dakota was an uneducated little kid before I got hold of him haha! I was his training XD.

The prosecution rest it's case...

 

[Squallmuzza]

Oh.... welll...... how are you going to punish me then? haha

 

[brmstn69]

Despite your past credentials, I doubt you could handle "Punishment" from me...

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

Oh.... welll...... how are you going to punish me then? haha

Guess who's rushing trough the chimney this year...

 

[Squallmuzza]

I'm slowly going to earn myself the title of 'GayHeaven Bike' I'm sure haha XD

Who wants to keep the saddle warm?

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

I'm slowly going to earn myself the title of 'GayHeaven Bike' I'm sure haha XD

Who wants to keep the saddle warm?

:hug:

:-*

You're alright I see... you're a bit weird and a bit nuts and you have a terrible hairstyle, but you are ok

 

[ERICOOL85]

Photo camera or Video camera?
HD or normal resolution?

If photo camera: from 10 Mpixels up ? Or maybe you want some Nikon professional camera ?

If Video Camera... would you want the new model which films in Full High Definition or a new 720p HD video camera?
Just to know how expensive a boy toy could be...just in case

a photographic nikon professional cam ^^ 10 mp up
haha your so cute jamie
you deserve a kiss just for it ^^

 

[whatthef__k]

Now there's another thing on my list:

I want the last LOST season to be phenomenal with a lot of what-the-f**k-polar-bear moments!!!

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

I want that too... well I can go without the bears, but I want it to be WOW!!!!!!!!!!11111