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Wanna learn the swear words and French Expressions... come here!

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Well it is not a secret anymore, you guys know that I speak French, in fact French is my first language, you may have notice it from my very bad English syntax :rofl: But hey I am not writing a darn essay so give me a break will ya? Well this thread is your new school to learn what those famous French canadian swear words means in English and how to pronounce them, so when someone from Quebec visit your country and say "Estie d'tabarnac d'epais" you will know that it's a direct insult and yes at this point you should punch him in the face :rofl::rofl::rofl:. Feel free to ask any question, if you want to know what a specific swear means I'll sure tell you. I don't need a dictionary, they are all in my head and even the very old swear words used by my grand parents. So don't be shy it is going to be quite a fun game... at least for me LOL:p
 

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Feel free to ask any question, if you want to know what a specific swear means I'll sure tell you. I don't need a dictionary, they are all in my head and even the very old swear words used by my grand parents. So don't be shy it is going to be quite a fun game... at least for me LOL:p


If a few guys participate, this could be truly educational. Just think of how you'll know what people are saying to you (or about you) when you visit Montreal, or perhaps Quebec city for it's world-class winter carnival.

C'est b'en du fun, ça
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Since my French is almost forgotten, how about some basic swear words & expressions for starters ;)
 

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Could you start by translating your example one Jake?

Also - I can offer the same sort of translations for Irish swear words.

As a starter example, a very popular one is Póg mo Thóin (pronounced "Pogue Muh Hone"), which means "kiss my backside". A popular hobby here in Ireland for bored teenager is to tell gullible Americans it means "good morning" :D

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i wish to learn french not only just few words ,i stared to learn few statements then stopped , but i wish to learn more from u guys
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Mon dieu!

I only know three basic swear words in french: merde, con and putain
 

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Well it is not a secret anymore, you guys know that I speak French, in fact French is my first language, you may have notice it from my very bad English syntax :rofl: But hey I am not writing a darn essay so give me a break will ya? Well this thread is your new school to learn what those famous French canadian swear words means in English and how to pronounce them, so when someone from Quebec visit your country and say "Estie d'tabarnac d'epais" you will know that it's a direct insult and yes at this point you should punch him in the face :rofl::rofl::rofl:. Feel free to ask any question, if you want to know what a specific swear means I'll sure tell you. I don't need a dictionary, they are all in my head and even the very old swear words used by my grand parents. So don't be shy it is going to be quite a fun game... at least for me LOL:p

Although my French is quite good (for a non native speaker), I can't say that I understand "Estie d'tabarnac d'epais", I can translate the words but what's so insulting about it?
Quebec French is a very very weird kind of French.
 

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Although my French is quite good (for a non native speaker), I can't say that I understand "Estie d'tabarnac d'epais", I can translate the words but what's so insulting about it?
Quebec French is a very very weird kind of French.

You must remember that in Quebec, much of the swearing is done by taking various Roman Catholic ritual words or phrases, and debasing them. Culturally, Quebec was under the controlling influence of the RC Church for many decades, and this undoubtedly created the manner of cursing that is still used today.

So the phrase you quoted has no real direct translation, it is colloquially a way of expressing disgust, annoyance, anger etc. in varying degrees. In English, very few people actually wish God to damn and condemn something, when they say "god dammit", it is a powerful oath that invokes the name of deity. This would be much the same in the colorful way Quebecois French curses are uttered. It's not so much the literal words, but rather the essence of the emotion and intent behind them.
 

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Also - I can offer the same sort of translations for Irish swear words.

As a starter example, a very popular one is Póg mo Thóin (pronounced "Pogue Muh Hone"), which means "kiss my backside". A popular hobby here in Ireland for bored teenager is to tell gullible Americans it means "good morning" :D

B.

Cute trick, reminds me of that old Monty Python sketch of the dirty Hungarian Phrasebook:)
 

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I started to answer in the fastforwarding porn thread and got caught up reading your humorous digression, so now I find this...

While I have been to various EU countries, and have lived in the UK, I've never been to France, but I've been to Quebec (in winter and still loved it.) All I can do without English is order beer and go to hockey. I'm pretty sure I've been insulted. I've definitely wanted to insult some locals (Drummondville anyone?)

I look forward to many posts, humorous and instructive :cheers:
 

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Swear expression in French?
Le Fucque You! :D

Cute. In an offshoot relative manner, the French word for "seal" (the water mammal) is "Phoque" - pronounced pretty much like fuck. Try ordering a sealskin parka (serious winter garment up north) without cracking a smile;)
 

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Buick's very nice new car has an unfortunate name in Quebecois - The Buick LaCrosse. (Does this have some RC tie in as was mentioned? Cross and all). They call it the Allure in Canada.
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Btw, this is a hot car, spectacular looks and performance.
 

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Buick's very nice new car has an unfortunate name in Quebecois - The Buick LaCrosse. (Does this have some RC tie in as was mentioned? Cross and all). They call it the Allure in Canada.
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Btw, this is a hot car, spectacular looks and performance.

Lacrosse is a sport, usually spelled lacross. In French, LaCrosse would be LaCroix (pronounced la crwah). The spelling LaCrosse would have no religious connotation in Quebec. Usually, some car models are changed to cater to Canadian tastes, to fool them into thinking it was designed just for them. Despite websites that reveal this silliness, some Canadians are still fooled by marketing ploys of this sort.
 

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Mon dieu!

I only know three basic swear words in french: merde, con and putain

merde = shit
con = ass (as in jackass, not buttocks)
putain = whore

putain is also a hyperbolic expletive, used to accentuate a phrase. Example: Putain tu m'as fait peur! Damn it, you scared me!
 
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Sorry was busy to satisfy my dude and yes I enjoy it too LOL

Alright first I should say thanks to hawtsean for entertaining the thread for me... HS you're the best :cheers: but let us start with a little history about French Canadian history first before I start posting some more specifics learning.

As hawtsean said Quebec's swear words are mostly related to roman catholic church words and there's a reason for that and in sociology we call it traditional versus contemporary society: well here's the low down on that... the people of Quebec were traditional while the rest of Canada was moving on a more contemporary society:

The swear words originated in the early 19th century in a time when the social control exerted by the Catholic clergy was increasingly a source of frustration. One of the oldest profanity is "sacrament", which can be thought of in Quebec French as equivalent to "goddamn it" in English. It was in use as far back as the 1830s as far as is known. The word "sacrer" in its current meaning is believed to come from the expression Ne dites pas ça, c'est sacré. ("Don't say that, it is sacred/holy"). Eventually, sacrer started to refer to the words francophone Québécois were not supposed to say. This is more than probably related to the commandment: "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain" (Exodus 20:7). The influence and social importance of the Catholic religion at that time allowed sacres to become powerful forms of profanity.
As a result of the Quiet Revolution in the 1960s, the influence of the Roman Catholic Church in Quebec has declined. This has had no effect, however, on the use of sacres, which is as widespread as ever.


Of course you don't know my last name and I'm not telling you LOL. But I was raised in a very catholic family both of my last names are extremely historic and they are going back as far as Louis XXII king of the Franks (Saint Louis). We are (our family) direct cousin of the king of France of the bourbon and Capetian dynasties, so yes if monarchy was still up in France I'd be ROYAL blood (by adoption that is in my case) :p, thus inbreed hahahahaha!



So to continue on the history, in Quebec everything was sacred, family, businesses and well pretty much everything, if you ever go in Quebec you'll find the most amazing churches and cathedrals in North America, there is a church in every villages you go to and lots of cities and twonships are referring to saint patrons such as: St-Michel des Saint, Saint Leonard, Sainte Elisabeth, Sainte Germaine, Saint Laurent, therefore you understand that Quebec was a very catholic and traditional society.


However during the Quiet Revolution in 1960, people started rebelling against the power of the clergy; with some good reasons, clergy was over controlling birth control, businesses, well everything. My dad is number 13 of a family of 18, my mom is number 4 of a family of 9 and all this was the works of the clergy which was forcing woman to have children over their capacities. How many men lost their loving wives during child delivery because a excessive priest with taste for power didn't care of the woman's anatomy, even if they new they couldn't bear more children they would force her and her husband to conceive children knowing that the mother may die of it (and it happened a lot).


They didn't care, they were just applying god's law (which I didn't find in the bible that a woman should die conceiving over her limits), therefore husband started loathing the clergy system and that's how the first Quebec swear word happened, they were liberally challenging the priest of their denomination by starting to profane the symbols of roman catholic church by using swear word to voice their unhappiness with the controlling system of the time... first was to attack the most holy of them all which was "sacrament".



The Catechism of the Catholic Church defines the sacraments as "efficacious signs of grace, instituted by Christ and entrusted to the Church, by which divine life is dispensed to us. The visible rites by which the sacraments are celebrated signify and make present the graces proper to each sacrament.


The church tried to come back with those who were using this word in vain, but have been unsuccessful since their control was waning of as of more words from the church were starting to come out. It is also to understand that back then People were still believers, therefore words such as "Calis" which is the cup that Jesus drank in the last scene became "colis", Tabarnac refers to "mount tabernacle". So they would alter the words in order for them to annoys the priest as the words where similar to church words, but yet not the official words. :cheers:


Now you know :)
 
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Could you start by translating your example one Jake?

Also - I can offer the same sort of translations for Irish swear words.

As a starter example, a very popular one is Póg mo Thóin (pronounced "Pogue Muh Hone"), which means "kiss my backside". A popular hobby here in Ireland for bored teenager is to tell gullible Americans it means "good morning" :D

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Oh My GB be my guest... and the first insult I said is "You fucking thick dumbass" LOL
 
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SimplyJakeAndAlex

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I started to answer in the fastforwarding porn thread and got caught up reading your humorous digression, so now I find this...

While I have been to various EU countries, and have lived in the UK, I've never been to France, but I've been to Quebec (in winter and still loved it.) All I can do without English is order beer and go to hockey. I'm pretty sure I've been insulted. I've definitely wanted to insult some locals (Drummondville anyone?)

I look forward to many posts, humorous and instructive :cheers:
Drummondville people (not all of them but quite a bunch ) are thick stupid fucks I'll sure help you ask whatever you want dude... if you can put them off I'll be more than happy to help
 
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