What really turns you off in porn ?

[777]

grunting like a pack of angry gorillas.

That made one scene play repeatedly in my head, from some BDSM flick, it was too to funny enjoy at all in other ways than just get a good laugh out of it :rofl:

 

[hq2213]

I know this is weird but I was turn off if one of the guy was too buff or have big muscles

 

[Armpit Licker]

it turns me off when trailers (sorry i can't buy movies) or just any other vids in the internet omit the armpit licking scenes. they have tags like armpit licking or other stuff and armpit licking is also mentioned in the description. i load the vid only to found out that there's no armpit licking scene.

lol i really am obsessed with armpits xD

 

[wowzeroonie]

You know, to post again, I agree with you, Armpit Licker, only with my complaint, it's foot fetish vids. The description will say great foot play or licking/sucking, etc. and you go through the trouble of downloading the video only for it to have a small, sometimes less than a minute segment in an otherwise lengthy porn.

Definitely feels like false advertising!

 

[herro08]

I find it very distracting when the bottom isn't hard when he is being fucked.

If he's a first timer or new to it then I can understand, but if you've been a bottom for a while then doesn't it feel good?

Maybe it's just me :?

 

[hrylgslvr]

Lousy camerawork coupled with "actors" who are clearly not into each other.

 

[Lotus69]

Total non-response.

I find that such a turn-off. You may as well be doing it to a wooden board or a dead fish.

 

[Miko14]

This is usually with straight bait vids, but models who make grimaces as if they are annoyed and uncomfortable. If you don't want to be there, don't waste my time.

As is most people on here, I like the models to be very vocal, but over-theatrical groaning and moaning insults my intelligence.

 

[lhardwick69]

i guess another thing that i cant stand about porn they kiss make out rim finger each others asses-- then either barebacking or with condom on they fuck and fuck then the next scene is both guys on the bed or floor or ground or wherever they are at and they jackoff for 5 minutes until shooting their on their stomach chest or sometimes on each other--

if you going to last 5 minutes jacking off or longer-- please keep on fucking until you are right at point of erupting then shoot on the guys ass balls chest or lean back let it shoot on yourself which is hot-- if i wanted to watch jacking off i would go to steamhouses and stuff where circle jerks go on all the time

 

[horisontale]

i like rimming...mmmmmmmmmmmm!

 

[gorgik9]

There are two things that really turns me off in porn :

1) Stupid, loud, noisy backgrund music - It´s the real PLAGUE in porn. I just don´t get how they can be so fuckin´ stupid. This awful noise doesn´t make me horny, it makes me :angry::angry::angry:.

2) When there´s no sexual heat whatsoever between the models. When everything is limp.

 

[redphat]

Boring scenes where you feel like you're watching a silent movie.
It's so annoying when you download something cus they look good but are pretty much boring fucks.

 

[identity]

Soft dicked tops.

 

[Spartacus_x]

I just can't stand blowjobs that go on and on and bloody on - especially if they're just glorified handjobs and the guy merely puts his lips around the tip of the cock. Instant fast forward time.

 

[greenlake72]

The Eastern European twink porn where they are phonetically saying English words and phrases ("yeah, fuck me," etc.) in an obviously uninspired tone.

 

[cranston]

When the top's dick is smaller than the bottom's . I'm not into "flippin da script"

 

[Numlock01]

When you hear the straight porn in the background.
The fake BJs
When the top doesn't fully undress
Crappy editing, crappy lighting

 

[Spartacus_x]

Spencer Reed's back acne X_X
That explains all those wierd camera angles in his scene with Cameron Foster.

 

[travieso94]

Bobby garcia.

 

[hamletbb]

Any scenes where the penis is hidden, such as when it's shoved in a fleshlight or some other similar hand-held device, or when it's inside a man's hole. I get bored when you can't see at least most of it! Let me see it!!:angry: