What really turns you off in porn ?

[nomadness]

Porn music, fake-sounding or exaggerated grunting, too many close-ups or those that go on for a long time (I'd rather see faces and full bodies), limp bottoms, clips where one or both guys doesn't at the end...

But my #1 complaint is how just about every scene has to end with one or both guys jacking themselves off. Are they not capable of getting each other off?! I understand the concept of the 'money shot', but pulling out and jacking off on the other guy's face, ass, chest, etc. does nothing for me. I'd much rather see him pull out with a fully-loaded condom than that. I also can't stand heavily edited scenes where, for example, it goes instantly from sucking to fucking, with no in-between.

As for talking in porn, I actually kind of like it (not the interview-type stuff, but between the guys having sex). Porn with story lines is OK when done well, but too often ends up being laughable because these 'stars' can rarely act their way out of a paper bag.

I'm also not a big fan of outdoor sex and, for whatever reason, I simply can't stand doggie-style sex (I always fast-forward past that position). Tattoos, in moderation, are OK for me, but piercings (other than earrings) is almost always a definite turnoff.

 

[gyau]

I hate fisting, especially when it goes really deep.

 

[Cherylicious]

3 words: gay-for-pay. Geez, don't do it if you're gonna have that disgusted look on your face half the time.

 

[superglowy]

I hate rough/rape videos where the guy is all scared and 'im straight' then halfway through it is all smiley and sucking like there's no tommorow. My problem is i dont believe the characters motivation or the plot

 

[DaddyMan]

Calling gay guys "straight" just doesn't make sense.
I go for manly men, but trying to act that way when it's not genuine looks silly.
It's a turn off when guys over act during sex, or aren't interested in each other.
It's a turn off when one guy is so into himself that he's not interested in anyone else.

 

[blucrab]

There are too many backyard videos where the background is a derelict house or old car or old caravan or open field. Teenbareback.com has special luxury setup. The pool is like a palace., so really fucking in the palace. Beautiful twinks and setting.
Sex like dancing, you need lighting, the guys must be in sync mode and the background scenery. Brokestraight is just a stupid blue sofa.

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

I don't buy porn but I get to see a fair bit of it as it's always showing at the cruise club that I visit.

Most of the things I dislike in porn could be considered a matter of taste. For example, I hate seeing where one person appears to be dominating the other, even though I know lots of people love to see this. I also think most of the dirty dialogue sounds ridiculously contrived.

However there is one thing that I simply do not get. Some of the soundtracks they use are bizarre. I watched one the other day; it was a fucking scene, and the music was this soft slow pastoral stuff that would have been more appropriate for a video showing a little girl watching butterflies fluttering around the daffodils. Good grief, I don't know where they get this music from, or if they pay someone to write it, but it shouldn't be that hard to come up with something sounding a little more in line with the subject matter.

 

[Nomad]

I can't stand excessive fake grunting and groaning. I can't even watch any
S3an C0dy stuff any more because of that.......

 

[tripleD67]

Twinks. Yuck.

 

[tripleD67]

Seriously, I hate when the "blower" gags on the "blowee", especially when it is forceful. Not sexy, even from a domination perspective. To me, anyway.
And overzealous slurping sounds while kissing or giving head. Distracting.

 

[dany1]

No movement while getting fucked

 

[JonnyFantastico]

This is going to be funny as hell, but small shots when the guy is acting like he is all into it really pisses me off.

It's like, "Wow. You just plowed this guy into infinity and that's all you got? REALLY?! Oh, yeah; erection gone, turn-on mode over. Next video!" :rofl:

 

[meauxsull]

Grunting is the worst thing followed by bad music.

 

[topdog]

I hate it when guys are getting into it, and some director yells an instruction from off camera. I mean if they don't care enough for their product to at least edit that stuff out, why should I bother with it?

 

[Baron V.]

I dislike fake grunts and tops who degrade the guys they are fucking!

 

[lumlum]

Gay for pays.

 

[absalom]

Gay for pays.

Seems like a lot of gay guys don't mind. How else explain the success of Corbin Fisher, Sean Cody and others? It seems like the word 'gay' is forbidden to use on those sites. Almost everyone says he's straight, loves sport and hanging out with his straight (!) buddies.

Of course I don't want to watch some überqueer guys having sex but there is a lot of space between them and the 'straight' macho dudes.

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

This is going to be funny as hell, but small shots when the guy is acting like he is all into it really pisses me off.

It's like, "Wow. You just plowed this guy into infinity and that's all you got? REALLY?! Oh, yeah; erection gone, turn-on mode over. Next video!" :rofl:

Speaking of "erection gone", I'm afraid your signature does nothing for my erection Jonny. If you must have a signature pic, can we have a male version?

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

There is one thing that causes me to grit my teeth, whether it happens to me while I am having sex, or whether it's in a porn flick. It's someone calling the other "baby".

If someone calls me "baby", I will politely ask them not to do it, and if they do it again I will assume they simply find it amusing and don't care how much it annoys me. End of session. They can go and find someone else to patronise.

I find it astonishing how a guy can suddenly change in my eyes from being really "hot" to being just plain irritating, purely on the basis of some little thing he said or did.

 

[Trophyhigh69]

Porn that is coached way too much.

Like the "Gay 4 Pay" stuff, when the director is egging the performer to go on about their "girlfriends" more. Especially if they have about 8 million cut scenes to cover up the flops of these guys breaking character.

P.S. Bloppers are funny, but not something that I actually consider PORN.