What really turns you off in porn ?

[jakers]

feet and toe licking really grosses me out....

I agree with that! X_X

 

[Spartacus_x]

I really dislike it when directors try to be all cute and interesting and experimental. More often than not it's just a way to ruin a perfectly good scene.
Like that recent scene with Dirk Caber and Asher Hawk. I loved it, I'm a sucker for those daddy/son setups, they have great chemistry and the sex is hot. And then, just when Dirk is about to , they cut it to show his wife coming home. Oooh, suspense! Is she going to catch them?! Well, we don't care. This is not an Oscar winning drama we're supposed to cry our eyes out over. It's not the Friends episode where Rachel finds out Ross cheated on her (even though they were on a break!) and ZOMG what happens next. It's frigging porn. It's all about sex. Don't mess with it.

 

[dale72]

Fake rimming -- when the tongue doesn't even touch the hole...

 

[jaykaytooooo]

Fake rimming -- when the tongue doesn't even touch the hole...

A lot of the Bel Ami models are FAMOUS for their poor rimming scenes. They just flick the tongue around, that's it.

A good rimmer gets down there and does full on suckage, tongue poking, licking, almost like making out with the brown star.

See Michael Lucas or Rafael Alencar, or even Lucas from Corbin Fisher to see how should be done! Even straight porn stars Johnny Sins and James Deen are AWESOME rimmers!!

 

[titanicboy]

big tattoos

 

[xenos]

I hate to see two guys who are supposedly kissing open their mouths so wide they look like boa constrictors trying to swallow a whole piglet.

I also hate fake kissing where the guys just sort of wiggle their tongues at each other. Their lips never touch.

 

[burstcrutch]

Too much chatting turns me off, please get to the action with some preliminary kissing, that's what I want.

 

[blkjammer]

anything with Miachael Lucas in it. something about him is so sleazy and exploitative. also always looks like he needs a shower, his body is repulsive.

 

[turkeyboy]

Guys with No Pubes ! .......... Just so hate it.
Why can't "Men Look like Men" !
Any clips I see with no pubes, I don't even look at.

 

[warp9]

Body hair - especially pubes and hairy asses

 

[PaulBrown]

Absolutely fake moaning

 

[jjjack]

Guys with No Pubes ! .......... Just so hate it.
Why can't "Men Look like Men" !
Any clips I see with no pubes, I don't even look at.

Shavers look like plucked chickens. Too much trimming's too much like a topiary.

I wouldn't mind a squirting cock carved into temple hair, though. One disadvantage: it would require hiring a hair-sculpting artist to create and maintain it, and who has that kind of extra cash?

 

[jjjack]

anything with Miachael Lucas in it. something about him is so sleazy and exploitative. also always looks like he needs a shower, his body is repulsive.

For me it's Steven Ponce. How did he get into porn? Is he some sort of "legacy" or something? You know, like the deformed spawn of Jane and Peter Fonda?

 

[jjjack]

I hate to see two guys who are supposedly kissing open their mouths so wide they look like boa constrictors trying to swallow a whole piglet.

I also hate fake kissing where the guys just sort of wiggle their tongues at each other. Their lips never touch.

Despicable Porn, Vol. 51: Bad Kissers, published by The Fart That Became a Burp Press.

 

[jjjack]

I really dislike it when directors try to be all cute and interesting and experimental. More often than not it's just a way to ruin a perfectly good scene.
Like that recent scene with Dirk Caber and Asher Hawk. I loved it, I'm a sucker for those daddy/son setups, they have great chemistry and the sex is hot. And then, just when Dirk is about to , they cut it to show his wife coming home. Oooh, suspense! Is she going to catch them?! Well, we don't care. This is not an Oscar winning drama we're supposed to cry our eyes out over. It's not the Friends episode where Rachel finds out Ross cheated on her (even though they were on a break!) and ZOMG what happens next. It's frigging porn. It's all about sex. Don't mess with it.

If a woman of any sort appears anywhere in any kind of gay porn, it's very disappointing. In fact, it's all too jolting and makes you feel like you're on a totally different planet (way worse than this one) where nothing ever goes right.

 

[marcelo9700]

12 worst mistakes of all porn movies

1- Shaved/trimmed pubes= NO NO, looks disgusting and childlike
2- Shaved, hairless butt= NO NO, looks like a girl´s
3- Filming anal sex from below: why??
4- NOT showing men´s butts on a scene: it is always centered on the cock, almost 100% of the shooting. Where is the butt??
5- Orgy scenes with quantity, not quality.
6- Most recent Belami videos: all the boys look the same: all trimmed the same way, all indistinguishable from one another.
7- Porn movies with music on.
8- Porn movies (specially americans) where the actors MUST talk: "yes, fuck me" dahhhhhhhhhhh
9- NOT showing their faces: focusing only on the cock, whilst the most exciting thing is the pleasure expression on the man/boy´s face.
10- Poor, too dark or too light lighting.
11- Condons
12- Tanned/dark butts
X_X:no:~Xduh:

 

[Shelter]

1- Shaved/trimmed pubes= NO NO, looks disgusting and childlike
2- Shaved, hairless butt= NO NO, looks like a girl´s
3- Filming anal sex from below: why??

6- Most recent Belami videos: all the boys look the same: all trimmed the same way, all indistinguishable from one another.

11- Condons

X_X:no:~Xduh:

With these 5 points I totally agree. You have spoken out of my heart! Mostly point 6 - they all are looking like clones!!

 

[jaykaytooooo]

Two bearded fury guys going at it. Really a turn off.

Even two clean cut bearded guys is kind of a turn off. One bearded and one clean shaven is good, just not two bearded guys.

 

[Shelter]

Fake fucking - just shortly I've seen a Thai porn because I love so much the hairy asian boy-cocks (but not the Japanese because of the censorship which I hate like devil!) but in this porn they have had hard cocks but you could see that they only acted as if they would be fucking. Disappointing and cruddy!

 

[Kev]

Cum wasting. It's soo anti climatic when at the end of a video porn is not swallowed. Not everyone's taste but to me in the mouth at the end is mandatory.