What really turns you off in porn ?

[drewguy]

guys looking directly in the camera and facial close up and the persons nose is Dirty big boogers in it

 

[icon_worship]

Music is a turn off, love the sounds of grunt, panting....

 

[jjjack]

Music – this is the biggest complaint about porn. Get rid of it. Viewers want to hear the sounds of sex, not just see the sights.

Closeups, filmed by (I guess) Str8 camera men – or anybody else who films 3 seconds of full-body shots (which I love) then falls asleep on the job so we see nothing but disembodied cock in butt for the next 10-20 minutes. Zoomed shots of cock and ass look pretty much the same no matter who the models are, so why do we have to look at them for 75% of every porn flick? I’d like to see rippling muscles, facial expressions, full-body action shots 75% of the time instead.

Formulaic action: neck, suck, 69, doggie, missionary, goodbye kiss, shower. How about some frottage once in a while? All the fantastic muscle in porn and we never get to see a stud stick his cock between a buddy’s biceps and his flank then hump the out. That would be too hot. Or stick it between a dude’s meaty thighs and splatter the cam after some heavy thumping. There’s rarely any display like standing face to face and watching each other’s cocks grow till they stand str8 up or rubbing hards on quads or glutes or calves or any other hot muscles. How bout arching back and rubbing tight, hairy sacs together? That would turn me on. There are a lot of creative ideas that get totally ignored. Too bad. How about a sex toy with two holes so two dudes can fuck it at the same time. That would be hot. I love double dildo stuff where dudes jerk off butt to butt.

Cam men who miss the shot or film it in some lame way – like it’s half finished before we get to see it or the angle makes everything invisible or we don’t get to see a dude’s faces or his spastic taint and asshole. If you have only one cam, don’t bother making porn. You need at least two or three angles on the shot. William Higgins used to do this really well. A few other studios do an excellent job.

Disinterested “performers” – especially Russians. Is it a cultural thing? I dunno. If they’re super bored, so are we. Maybe doesn’t feel that good when it squirts over there. lol

Intrusive interviewers. STFU. We have our own yearnings, so we don’t wanna hear yours all the time. Or listen to you fawn either. And this can't be overemphasized: We don’t wanna SEE you either. There’s the euro studio that shows that same cam man all the time. Why? Filming the filmer is so boring. They must need filler. That’s the only way I can explain it.

Endless BJ trading. I like muscle action – like jacking off or fucking. Unless the two dudes are super ultra hot, watching endless BJs is like watching galaxies form. Because of this, most porn flicks can be reduced to 2-3 minutes of really good stuff. Many don’t even have that much.

 

[jjjack]

Screamers --- Found a vid I'd been seeking a long time. Top super hot, studly. Bottom just so-so, but not that bad, except he screamed and carried on constantly - even drowned out the hot top when it was the top's turn to . Gross attempt to upstage the real star and pretty much wrecked the flick, unless you turn the sound off altogether.

Studios with "trainers" that tell their models "make more noise, more noise" - like they're not being fake enough. Porny freaks are looking for authenticity, not this fake shit. It's a lot hotter and studlier, isn't it, when dudes try to stay quiet but can't help making a few hot sounds when they ? I think so. How is the money shot even exciting when the "ming" moron has been squealing like a stuck pig the whole damn time?

Maybe adding music to porn is just reflexive --- something that has "always" been done when making any kind of film. But no music fits with porn. Once I bought a flick that claimed to contain "hot, dirty talk." But the soundtrack was so annoying and loud I couldn't hear one thing the models were saying.

One question: Why is rimming so fucking obligatory in most porn flicks? I mean do they get Kool-Aid enemas or call in carpet cleaners before those scenes or what? Doesn't anyone ever get hepatitis? I'll admit sometimes it's hot to watch if the dudes are super hot, but one whiff of "fecal fragrance" and I'd be outta there.

 

[Spartacus_x]

Endless BJ trading. I like muscle action – like jacking off or fucking. Unless the two dudes are super ultra hot, watching endless BJs is like watching galaxies form. Because of this, most porn flicks can be reduced to 2-3 minutes of really good stuff. Many don’t even have that much.

I couldn't agree more! Is it my imagination or BJ only (or 90%)-vids are getting more and more common nowadays? There are so many videos with actors I usually like that I didn't download simply because the screencaps showed that there's very little actual action in them.

Frankly, at this point I don't even really need to see a BJ in porn. Which is a bit weird since I love them in RL.

 

[turkeyboy]

1. Shaved Pubes - NO PUBES...forget it. "Snail Trails" are HOT !
2. Muscle Marys
3. Loud Vocals

 

[Quentin1989]

Music, fake dubbing, fake acting, acting, pulling faces when tasting , bareback fucking with spitting. Seeing always the same faces! Like that guy you almost see in every single videos straight/gay porn, everywhere, forgot his name. So yeah I get bored fast, like brent corrigan etc

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

Spitting.

In some movies they make a big production out of one guy spitting on the other's arsehole to moisten and lubricate it. I mean yes, I know saliva can be a good lubricant, but can't they just lick their fingers and apply it? I suspect the producers are of the belief that spitting is seen as a real he-manly thing, but to me it just conjures up images of people with colds and flu and other respiratory diseases spitting on the footpath --- gross.

 

[parucci]

Women !

 

[jjjack]

Ignoring the hot guy - You know what I mean. In most duos, one dude is usually hotter than the other, lotta times way hotter. So who gets the most cam time? Always the "uggo," never the dude you wanna look at the rest of your life---or at least the dude you wanna see most of the lame flick. Are the cam men str8? Or just sadistic? You sure can't judge this shit by its cover. On the covers, the hottest models always get the most display. Then in the actual flick, their uggo sidekick suddenly becomes "the star." Likewise, most orgies usually have one stud, a couple of so-so's, and the rest are "extras" I guess you'd call them. Get out WLM and snip the fuck outta this shit. Most orgy flicks can be reduced to 30 secs of truly hot stuff. The rest is all limp noodle posturing.

 

[storme39]

shaved guys, and guys who keep their socks on, and hate endless close up`s off cock in arse.

 

[Miko14]

The applies mostly to amateur clips:

TURN THE FUCKING TV OFF!!!!!!! (or turn it down some if you insist on draining out some of the moans).

It's absolutely hair-pulling have to hear an episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey in the background.

 

[XMan101]

The applies mostly to amateur clips:

TURN THE FUCKING TV OFF!!!!!!! (or turn it down some if you insist on draining out some of the moans).

It's absolutely hair-pulling have to hear an episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey in the background.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Miko14]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I hope u r laughing with me and not at me lol, but that's the number two killer of a potentially good xtube clip (after no sound at all).

 

[XMan101]

With you If I was laughing at you you'd know about it

 

[jjjack]

just watched a solo flick with a very good-looking stud, but the cam man couldn't STFU with all the fey bantering and even began cooing, oohing, and ahing as soon as the stud began to . Totally wrecked the mood and the stud's face too because he was a first-timer who probably felt required to respond if he wanted to get paid. Plus the cam idiot couldn't even film the money shot adequately. Just unbelievably unprofessional. Blulife.com or something like that. NEVER go there!

 

[SimplyJakeAndAlex]

Music – this is the biggest complaint about porn. Get rid of it. Viewers want to hear the sounds of sex, not just see the sights.

Closeups, filmed by (I guess) Str8 camera men – or anybody else who films 3 seconds of full-body shots (which I love) then falls asleep on the job so we see nothing but disembodied cock in butt for the next 10-20 minutes. Zoomed shots of cock and ass look pretty much the same no matter who the models are, so why do we have to look at them for 75% of every porn flick? I’d like to see rippling muscles, facial expressions, full-body action shots 75% of the time instead.

Formulaic action: neck, suck, 69, doggie, missionary, goodbye kiss, shower. How about some frottage once in a while? All the fantastic muscle in porn and we never get to see a stud stick his cock between a buddy’s biceps and his flank then hump the out. That would be too hot. Or stick it between a dude’s meaty thighs and splatter the cam after some heavy thumping. There’s rarely any display like standing face to face and watching each other’s cocks grow till they stand str8 up or rubbing hards on quads or glutes or calves or any other hot muscles. How bout arching back and rubbing tight, hairy sacs together? That would turn me on. There are a lot of creative ideas that get totally ignored. Too bad. How about a sex toy with two holes so two dudes can fuck it at the same time. That would be hot. I love double dildo stuff where dudes jerk off butt to butt.

Cam men who miss the shot or film it in some lame way – like it’s half finished before we get to see it or the angle makes everything invisible or we don’t get to see a dude’s faces or his spastic taint and asshole. If you have only one cam, don’t bother making porn. You need at least two or three angles on the shot. William Higgins used to do this really well. A few other studios do an excellent job.

Disinterested “performers” – especially Russians. Is it a cultural thing? I dunno. If they’re super bored, so are we. Maybe doesn’t feel that good when it squirts over there. lol

Intrusive interviewers. STFU. We have our own yearnings, so we don’t wanna hear yours all the time. Or listen to you fawn either. And this can't be overemphasized: We don’t wanna SEE you either. There’s the euro studio that shows that same cam man all the time. Why? Filming the filmer is so boring. They must need filler. That’s the only way I can explain it.

Endless BJ trading. I like muscle action – like jacking off or fucking. Unless the two dudes are super ultra hot, watching endless BJs is like watching galaxies form. Because of this, most porn flicks can be reduced to 2-3 minutes of really good stuff. Many don’t even have that much.

Thanks dude I'm taking notes of your post for further videos for my studio, I agree totally with you.

 

[bernardo]

Actors totally bored with each other!

 

[XMan101]

Overly long scenes , I get bored easily

This is where Cadinot scored so well! He didn't seem to do these 20 minutes or more of long fucking scenes, which are tedious, that's why porn is generally boring )

 

[achillthatbends]

I hate it when there is music. Plus those unengaged ones where they just sit and get blown with no reaction whatsoever. The reluctant "straight" who looks away and cannot be in the scene or paying attention to his partner. Talking is always sexy.