Too much
This is just about my favorite thread on GH. There is so much wrong with the way porn is filmed, it’s impossible to cover it all. It’s like WWII---no amount of volumes can thoroughly address the issue. But I just keep trying anyway.
Why is porn so packed with uggos? Don’t producers have a clue what “attractive” means? I know it’s diff for everyone---that is to say, subjective---but c’mon, some of these guys they cram into scenes couldn’t attract a warthog with leprosy. Then there are the poor Adonises forced to have sex with these trolls. I hope they’re paid more for all that extra pretending they have to do, but I sorta doubt that they are. A case in point is Billy Rubens---great face and bod, deep voice (definitely a bone-inducing feature), and at least a hint of charisma. But he is surrounded with uggos in literally every flick. The only way to watch his stuff is to delete every frame that contains anything other than his face, butt or torso. But who has the frickin’ time to do that? Or even learn how?
I’ve railed against close-ups on here many times, but even I can tolerate close-ups of those luckies who are gorgeous from head to toe, even though they’re a disturbing reminder of just how unfair the universe is. Unbelievably, grossly, and even catastrophically unfair! So unfair that one has to conclude that unfairness is the guiding principle on which the entire universe operates. Yeah, even I can tolerate a few close-ups of those guys---you know the ones I mean---the ones who are so good looking that even their assholes shine.
Regarding cam men who won’t shut the horizontal twats between their chin and nose, please stuff their mouths with cotton and tape their lips shut. Some even verbally intrude during the Big O. I mean, it sorta destroys any illusion that something “natural” is going on.
Still very little frottage to be found anywhere in porn. I guess every porn pro is too unimaginative to think of it. Duh! A few rubbing cocks here and there, but not enough. I finally found the cock-thrusting-between-flank-and-biceps scene I’ve been wanting to see for so long, but it only lasted for a couple of seconds, not all the way to the Big O, which really would’ve gotten me hard. I love tight sacs too, but no gay couple ever rubs theirs together. I wanna see massive cockheads rubbing the underside of tight sacs, or the longest cocks thrusting between beefy thighs and squirting out the other side.
There’s rarely any display, like two dudes watching each other slowly get hard, or standing with hips stuck out to make cocks look bigger and longer. Amateur web cam dudes often do a lot of display because they’re anxious to show how fantastically massive their pricks are! That’s hot. But you never see it in “professionally” made porn. It’s like they have no idea how sex is really done or how guys really get off.
Instead we get endless BJs, which usually consist of the same damn motion over and over until you can’t stand it anymore, and endless closeups (shots so close and so long you have time to test every square inch for skin cancer). I can’t see a damn thing during close-ups. It’s like I went blind. The beautiful faces---gone! The beautiful movements---gone! It’s like driving through southern Wyoming. You might as well stare at a rock for 3 hours.
Also, I won’t be happy until music is entirely eradicated from porn. Did they have organists play along with early porn flicks? I hope not. But if they didn’t, when and why did they start adding music? It makes no sense. I mean, they’re not dancing. And neither are we. Unless jerking off is some sort of dance. What if you can’t keep a beat?
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