What really turns you off in porn ?

[deltic]

boring sex, fake sounds etc

 

[jjjack]

There’s a certain porn star who was a late bloomer on my faves list, mostly because of his cute face and gigantic bush (a fetish of mine). Won’t name names, but his initials are AJM. Some of his scenes are so-so, but several are pretty damn hot. Then I came across a prison scene where he vents a loud, squawking moan literally every breath he takes. This goes on for the entire scene---to the point where, halfway through, you think to yourself, “What the hell is that caterwauling all about?” At first you think the incessant noise is the result of his taking it up the you-know-where. But then his top withdraws and moves on to a different bottom. So does the fake moaning cease at that point? Hell no! He continues squawking with every damn breath as if he’s still getting it up the wazoo. Even his own money shot doesn’t stop him. His breathy wails continue right on through all the other models’ money shots and beyond until the scene fades to black. Talk about automatic pilot! It’s as if someone (the director?) has programmed him to “make noise” so that’s what he does---with every breath and incessantly throughout the entire take. Why doesn’t he just wear a neon sign that flashes, “I am a FAKE and I’m NOT having fun!”

The scene had a lot of potential. It could have been very hot. But this massively irritating display of fakery totally wrecked it for me. Maybe the guy had a fight with the producer and wanted to sabotage the entire production. If so, mission accomplished!

Maybe he got confused and thought he was making an AFLAC commercial.

 

[jrr22]

Beef or hair, especially hairy beef.

 

[Quietus666]

ugly feet :!

 

[bfdjon]

Shaved bodies.

 

[warp9]

Hairy bodies, socks, spitting

 

[froemel]

kissing

 

[zeropolis79]

One thing which really turns me off is when a nice girl-girl scene turns into a boy-girl-girl scene halfway through. In my opinion, it ruins it. If it's boy-girl-girl from the beginning, that's alright..

(I'm bi-sexual so I watch both types)

 

[Jiug]

Shaved pubes or assholes, and overacting sex.

 

[watcher555]

Shaved pubes or assholes, and overacting sex.

hairy bodys.

 

[rilayne]

scat and fisting and any kind of bondage. Not my cup of tea.

 

[Jiug]

scat and fisting and any kind of bondage. Not my cup of tea.

Fisting too!!
I just don't get it.

 

[f0277]

i know that these have been said but i HAAAAATE hate hate music in porn with a passion. there are some really good scenes out there that suddenly, out of nowhere, they start blasting some stupid cheesy music over the sounds of the guys fucking. or if it isn't cheesy porn music it's lame "techno" blaring. ugh. such a turn off.

another one is awful cameramen. i really like BLM (bi latin men, that site) but i hated the earlier videos where the director/owner acted as the cameraman and he would freakin MOAN along with the actors and i had to listen to his nasty self sucking in air through his teeth. then mumbling into the mic as he was trying to direct the actors. or just his mouth breathing and i could barely hear the sex and actors. ugh.

lol thanks for letting me vent fellas

 

[jjjack]

i know that these have been said but i HAAAAATE hate hate music in porn with a passion. there are some really good scenes out there that suddenly, out of nowhere, they start blasting some stupid cheesy music over the sounds of the guys fucking. or if it isn't cheesy porn music it's lame "techno" blaring. ugh. such a turn off.

another one is awful cameramen. i really like BLM (bi latin men, that site) but i hated the earlier videos where the director/owner acted as the cameraman and he would freakin MOAN along with the actors and i had to listen to his nasty self sucking in air through his teeth. then mumbling into the mic as he was trying to direct the actors. or just his mouth breathing and i could barely hear the sex and actors. ugh.

lol thanks for letting me vent fellas

I agree 3 trillion percent! If I wanted to hear a concert, I'd go to YoutTube or something. Music in porn is like making a nice cup of hot coffee, then, as the finishing touch, adding a cup of icy cold water. The stooopidity of it is mind-boggling. It's like making a gourmet pizza then adding a layer of cat shit. Yeah, that gross--really. And the upbeat stuff---is that supposed to simulate the rhythms of fucking? LOL

The sounds of sex are hot. STOP obscuring them with your shit-tard muzak. I don't care if it's Brahms or Zoe Zitgeist playing the clit horn---don't even think about covering up the hot sounds of sex. Except do put a muzzle on fake moaners.

So many cam men are total jokes. As soon as the money shot begins the frame starts wiggling or they miss the shot entirely. Or they zoom in so close all you can see is something that looks like overused dishwater all over the screen.

What about the idiot who barely waits till both money shots have played out then screams, "Well, ALL RIGHTY, GUYS!" How many times have you wanted to garrote that mofo?

The other day I was watching a super hot newbie who's all over the place right now, pumping out scenes for several studios. He makes the most amazing faces. Really hot to watch, but this particular scene showed him only from bush to upper thighs for his entire money shot. He was making hot guttural sounds at that moment too, but there were no face shots whatsoever. I felt totally robbed. What a waste of our rich natural resources!

 

[LPfan]

Pissing and fisting makes no sense to me, or shitting. That's just nasty, and nasty in a bad way!

 

[f0277]

wow, thanks you guys!

one more thing that i didnt mention, and its not too prevalent but ive seen it enough so i thought that i would come back and put it on the list. maybe its on here already cuz i didnt read all 45 pages. anywho.

i REALLY dislike when the top pretends he needs to have straight porn on while hes having sex. does anyone else think this is stupid? especially when they wont even mute it because it seems loud and really "tin-y" sounding.

personally, i enjoy the sounds they make when they have sex. i think its hot! if i wanted to watch straight porn id just watch it...i wouldnt load a gay porn and wish they randomly blast straight porn in the background lmao. like "omg *crossing fingers* heres hoping this gay porn has a straight couple on a laptop in the background overpowering the sounds of the gay couple"

lol your guys' replies are awesome. have a good one.

 

[PieterkePan]

The lack of acting skills these boys have :s

 

[baer4boys]

i dont like fake reality scenes with fake amateurs

 

[zeropolis79]

This isn't really a turn off, just annoying from the viewpoint of someone who has made amateur video (no sex tapes) and is a talent at editing.

When penetration is about to happen and when the shots show the cock about to enter either the ass or woman's vagina and then the next shot shows a condom on.

It's just annoying from a continuity viewpoint.

 

[dennis19]

background music...there is nothing more annoying than bad background